Highlighter Pens for Maximum Havoc (comic)

Is it illegal to deface bills? What if you only deface them invisibly? I have a new hobby, and that is defacing large bills invisibly to humiliate future users of the bills.

They might be embarrassed, they might get a funny look from the bouncer, but at the end of the day, someone is going home with an amazingly funny story to tell someone, whether that’s a girlfriend, boyfriend, or booking officer.

Writing phrases like “this is a fake bill!” or “I can’t not un-heart not gobbling balls” may cause confusion, but this is a valid, valuable form of protest against the so-called valuation of our bills.

To see all my cartoons, even before they run, go to GlossyNews.com/c.


Author: Brian White

Brian first began peddling his humorous wares with a series of Xerox printed books in fifth grade. Since then he's published over two thousand satire and humor articles, as well as eight stage plays, a 13-episode cable sitcom and three (terrible) screenplays. He is a freelance writer by trade and an expert in the field of viral entertainment marketing. He is the author of many of the biggest hoaxes of recent years, a shameful accomplishment in which he takes exceptional pride.