Is it illegal to deface bills? What if you only deface them invisibly? I have a new hobby, and that is defacing large bills invisibly to humiliate future users of the bills.
They might be embarrassed, they might get a funny look from the bouncer, but at the end of the day, someone is going home with an amazingly funny story to tell someone, whether that’s a girlfriend, boyfriend, or booking officer.
Writing phrases like “this is a fake bill!” or “I can’t not un-heart not gobbling balls” may cause confusion, but this is a valid, valuable form of protest against the so-called valuation of our bills.
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