Day: December 10, 2009
Man Arrested for Biting Satire
Joe Satire had bites about his head and neck but could not identify his attacker.
Salvation Army: More Bell Ringers Going Mad This Season
The Salvation Army has reported a higher than normal number of Christmas bell ringers going mad this holiday season. Every year there are always a few who go loopy from the constant ringing of their little hand bells and the…
You Can Win $100 by Writing Killer Satire
This contest is active for the month of January and February (extended for March as well), and it will be held-over every month thereafter as long as readership continues to build and the user response is positive.
Glenn Beck’s New Book: “Mama, I Spilled My Cocoa Puffs”
Yet another poignant reminder that Glenn Beck was born and lived to tell about it. In “Mama, I Spilled My Cocoa Puffs,” Beck takes his readers back to a time when all there was for breakfast was cold cereal and…
Will Queen Elizabeth Soon Grace the US Dollar?
Where can the good news feasibly begin when the Rainbow starts and ends in crocks of festering shite? The UN’s Climate Conference in Copenhagen has been pre-cursed and already daubed a well-deserved full seven shades of corrupt and deceitful shit-brown…
Conservative Eroticism versus Liberal Eroticism
(American politics at its Best: difference in the eroticism happening inside your bedroom) Thanks to billions after billions of dollars invested by Political Machines into the Think-Tanks and Institutes for the political myth-makers to perfect their beautiful language and rich…