Category: Top Stories
Christmas Gifts You Probably Haven’t Thought Of For Good Reason, Probably
Well, it’s that time of the year again, where people and parents everywhere are scrambling to get just the right gift for people on their list. That’s when they realize that they can’t afford just the right gift, so most…
Texas State Republican Lawmaker Behind Sting To Arrest ‘Liberal’ Rock Bands
Austin, Texas – Members of three rock bands were arrested last night in what the Austin Police Department called a “copyright sting.” The arrests took place in two Sixth Street bars. “They violated copyright laws, so we busted them,” said…
Abortion Law Helps Texas Women Lose Weight, Become Entrepreneurs
The new Texas law restricting abortion once a heartbeat is detected on ultrasound, at approximately six weeks when most women don’t yet know they are pregnant (and when there is no actual heart yet, just electrical pulsing) has generated a…
Texas Abortion Law Helps Increase Short Supply of Unwanted Children
Texas which never explains itself, explained why it had revamped its prior abortion law in favor of a more drastic version in September, one that outlaws abortion at about six weeks or once embryonic heart activity is detected, when most…
Noah’s Ark Discovered in Brooklyn Navy Yard
Noah’s Ark, missing for thousands of years, has been found, in what scientists are describing as the greatest archaeological discovery in human history. The legendary boat turned up in a long-abandoned Brooklyn Navy Yard building. Stunned archeologists confirmed the find…
Texas Republican Legislators Vote Themselves Out
Austin, Texas – In a stunning display of ineptitude, Republican members of the Texas state legislature voted themselves out of office. The unprecedented move left surprised Democrats in total charge of both legislative bodies. “Not sure how they did it,”…
Those Nursery Rhymes that we heard in our youth
Those Nursery Rhymes that we heard in our youth, were not as innocent as we like to remember them. Some examples………….being, Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, but in truth he did not have a great fall, because all the…
Politics
Have you ever though about the nonsense they talk about in the Senate. Shouting like angry school children, before being admonished by the head teacher. Do our elected senators adhere to the wishes of their constituents……….! With apologies to old…
Vikings Reunite With Everson Griffen
The Vikings announced on Monday afternoon that they have brought back the veteran defensive end. Griffen split last season with the Dallas Cowboys (seven games) and Detroit Lions (seven games). He recorded a total of six sacks and four passes…
Expose: Russia’s NFL Interception of ‘16 Election;
Fumble at Goal Line in ‘20 Replay With the NFL starting again, it’s a perfect time to look back on last year’s strange season that dealt with the original outbreak of the pandemic and a divisive political landscape. At Glossy…