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Trump Signs Executive Order Banning All Masks

On Friday, President Trump signed an executive order banning all masks after he was photographed while wearing one, a “pleasure” he did not want to give the press, according to Trump. While the legality and practicality of enforcing this executive…

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Trump Claims NYT Op-Eds Unfair

Washington, DC (NYT) A frustrated President Trump apparently unloaded on his advisors that the “Failing” New York Times recent publication of quite erudite Op-Eds by Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders is not fair. He was heard to lament, “my speciality…

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Trumpisms and Virusisms 8.0

226 Suggestion — Instead of calling coronavirus the “Chinese virus,” let’s call it the “Trump virus” or “Donny’s hoax.” 227 How to enforce social distancing — add to the nation’s water supply a chemical that induces mild autism so we…

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Trump Names Jared and Ivanka Ventilator Co-Czars

Washington, DC (AP) At yesterday’s White House press briefing President Trump made the stunning announcement that his daughter Ivanka and her husband Jared Kushner, by Executive Order # 1001, will assume the newly created positions of Ventilator co-Czars. The action…

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Posted in Health Politics

BREAKING NEWS! TRUMP LEARNS CORONAVIRUS ABC’S!”

As everyone knows, President Trump fails to grasp the danger of the coronavirus pandemic because nobody has bothered to explain it to him in ways he’ll understand.

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Trumpisms 7.0: Another One for Luck!

184 Cause of the pandemic? Trump’s reign became toxic and his tweets went viral.

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Bringing Down the Haaaaaaas! Weekly Review: & What’s Coming Next in Satire?!

In a time of trouble, the laughs just keep on coming! No matter what! Thanks for another amazing week at Glossy News Satire! Thanks for all the reads and shares… Both for the site and for our social media! Well,…

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FUTURE TRUMP TWEETS!

Libraries are a major place for the fake media to place their destructive materials. After all, the very word “Library” begins with “lie.” Something to think about. I am smarter and know more than all our Intelligence Agencies. That fact…

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The Day Trump Told the TRUTH!

Donald Trump is known for ‘speaking his truth’ all the time. Pretty wild how this time, Trump truth actually corresponded pretty closely with THE truth! Last December, not long before the General Election clash between Spaffer Johnson and Jihadi Jez,…

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Sure-fire T-shirt Slogan Ideas For the 2020 Election!

What if the Dems had said “A black man will never win the Presidency” back in 2008? Think Bernie. You don’t have to be a liberal to think that Trump is a danger to the U.S. You don’t have to…

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