President Putin
Posted in Politics Top Stories War Zone

SPACE PIRATE PUTIN Dumps Nuclear Treaty with America… Trump Buzzing, Whole World Fuzzing!

Moscow, RU- On Wednesday, rugged Russian President and self-styled hyper-masculine space pirate Vladimir Putin signed a bill that officially withdrew Russia from the 1987 Intermediate-Range Nuclear Forces Treaty (IRNFoT); bringing to an end, the end of the Cold War. It…

WTF?! Click now to find out more!
Khameini Iran
Posted in Comics

I Thought These People Weren’t Supposed To Have A Sense Of Humor- Iran Has a Trump Cartoon Contest!

According to the Tehran Times over 1,600 entries were sent to the Iranian “International Trumpism Cartoon and Caricature Contest” this past week. Over 550 people from 75 countries sent in their creations all depicting President-Select Trump in various Twitter-worthy modes…

WTF?! Click now to find out more!
Posted in Politics Top Stories

More Fucking LIES: President Denies His Re-Election Campaign Started in 2017!!!

Orlando, FL- The script read almost exactly the same… minus the “rapists.” The expired, irrelevant chants of “Lock her up,” rang out from the frenzied mob, blissfully unconcerned by the absolute silliness of the scene. They had waited for days…

WTF?! Click now to find out more!
Posted in World News

U.S. Puts Tariffs On Each Migrant Attempting To Enter Country.

Congress has finally found a solution to the tsunami of immigrants pouring into the U.S. from all over the world by charging their country of origin a tariff on each and every individual approaching the border. A tariff of $1,000…

WTF?! Click now to find out more!
Posted in Making Headlines Politics Top Stories World News

We Interrupt This Breaking News for Breaking News

Wolf Blitzer: This is Wolf Blitzer. Welcome to The Situation Room. We have important breaking news. The Wall Street Journal reports that Democrats in Congress are pushing back against President Trump’s plans to go to war with Iran. They are…

WTF?! Click now to find out more!
Posted in Politics

More Amazingly Mesmerizing Memes!

Note from Wallace: more of rfreed’s memes! You can check his user profile to for some satire stories. Captions mine. Putin it away! “Orange and white” revolution? Mexican Dream Just like whack-a-mole Come Fly with Me Revenge Gate… Barr Brawl…

WTF?! Click now to find out more!
Posted in World News

SCOOP! We Get A Recording Of Putin And Jong Un’s Hot Date In Vladivostok.

Our ever vigilant super spy drone has done it again! It managed to record the so called ‘historic’ meeting between big-wigs Vladimir ‘the Impaler’ Putin and Kim ‘Moe haircut’ Jong Un. And it did it without the former KGB agent…

WTF?! Click now to find out more!
Posted in Politics

Great Was the Fall (Parable on America With an Ancient Feel)

In the days of the old King, King Bush, the people did eat of the fat of the earth and drink of the fruit of the vine. But lo a new King, King Obama, ascended the throne and soon there…

WTF?! Click now to find out more!
Posted in Politics Top Stories

McCain Gives “Thanks” From The Grave

Annapolis, MD- On Friday morning, former POW, Senator, and one-time Republican Party Presidential nominee John McCain, threw the world into a frenzy, when he rose from his grave, to apparently address comments made by President Donald “John” Trump, earlier this…

WTF?! Click now to find out more!
Posted in Politics

Trump Memes: The Ideas Just Keep Presenting Themselves!

NOTE FROM WALLACE: rfreed is currently the undisputed meme master of Glossy News! However, for even more graphic fun (not necessarily memes!) try Upchuck and JF! AND, AS AN ADDED BONUS – AN ALL PRESIDENT’S MEME:

WTF?! Click now to find out more!
Posted in Politics

“Deep State”? Or Is It More Likely A “Deep Oligarchy”?

The Right has made much ado about there being a “Deep State” – a massive and deeply underground unification of different government agencies all bent on curtailing our freedoms. The interesting thing is that in past decades such talk during…

WTF?! Click now to find out more!
Posted in Politics

Donald J. Trump- Just The Enema America Needs.

He said he was gonna do it and, dad-gum if he didn’t gone and dooded it. The Donald provided the laxatorial stimulus needed to remove decades of inner stagnant, potentially cancerous fecal growth that had been festering our governmental tract…

WTF?! Click now to find out more!
Posted in Top Stories

Shut Out Fed Employees See What Real Life Is In The Labor Ghetto

Newspapers, news stations and radio airwaves are all ripe with the telling of the difficulties of Federal workers now separated from their jobs or working them as neo-slaves promised a future compensation due to the government shutdown. As most know…

WTF?! Click now to find out more!
Posted in Politics Top Stories

BREAKING NEWS: Canada Announces Plans to Build Southern Border Wall

Ottawa – Today, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau delivered a landmark speech to the combined chambers of the Canadian Parliament. He announced his plans to erect a 50-foot-tall wall along the entire length of the USA-Canadian border to keep them…

WTF?! Click now to find out more!
Posted in Top Stories

Democrats Make Counter Proposal- Build A Wall Around Trump As Well

After weeks of a political game of shutdown the Dems have made a counter proposal that has intrigued many. They offered to pass funding for the wall Trump has demanded on the Mexico border in return for there being a…

WTF?! Click now to find out more!
Posted in Health Top Stories

Adderall Effectiveness Being Questioned After Recent Revelations

Adderall, the premier pharmaceutical prescribed for treatment of ADHD in many Americans, has recently had its effectiveness called into question. With a long history of providing focus to those who suffer from ADHD, it has historically been thought of as…

WTF?! Click now to find out more!
Posted in Politics Strange People

Trump Visited By Ghosts Of Anti-Communists Past

He was about to slumber, alone in the White House on this winter’s Christmas Eve. Melania and the boys were in Mar-A-Lago. Congress and a quarter of the Federal workforce was shut down. The few advisers that he still listened…

WTF?! Click now to find out more!
Posted in Politics

Proudly Presenting Present Presidential & Pundit Political Poetry!

Marie Butina, a Russian lass who loves guns Also happens to have a nice set of buns. So she came to America to use her bootie, To catch a live one who thought her a cutie.

WTF?! Click now to find out more!
Posted in Politics

Schumer-Ception: Senator Incepts Idea to Shut Down Government in the President

“I must not use these powers for the forces of evil,” Senator Chuck Schumer (D-NY) told aides after emerging from the Oval Office after a confrontational meeting with the President. He fist bumped the intern that told him to watch…

WTF?! Click now to find out more!
Posted in Politics

Trump Being A President Is As Battery Acid Is To Being A Skin Conditioner.

Here, I’ll help you out with the first few. Read ‘Trump is to being President as…’ and then finish the sentence with any of the phrases that are listed below. Don’t worry, it’s easy! Trump is to being President as:…

WTF?! Click now to find out more!