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Putin-Trump Announce Presidential Run in 2024
Murderous dictator Vladimir Putin and former president Donald Trump threw their hats into the ring at a press conference in Detroit, Michigan yesterday. The motor city was chosen as a symbol for the Russian-style economic desolation Mr. Putin hopes to…
Twentysomething Trumper Pick-up Lines Courting Foxy Babes To Make America GRATE Again
• Can I be like the Biden economy and crash at YOUR place? • It’s fake news YOU can live without me. • YOU steal my heart like lefties stole the ‘20 election. • Forever looking for the right woman,…
Trump Claims “Afternoon Delights” Alibi
Washington, DC (AP). Under attack for the missing White House call logs, former President Donald Trump said, “there are no call logs because there were simply no calls made during that time period! You guys can make all the stink you want…
The Temporary Battle of Gettysburg Ball Room Memorial for MAGA WARRIOR DEAD (Ashli Babbit)
FOUR YEARS I scored when I decsencended the Gold Escalator. Right? I came down the Golden Dscalator. Very historticl. When was it? What year did it happen? Jared? He’s not getting enough sleep. Melania – how would she know? 2015! She was…
ZANY UPSIDEDOWN WORLD of Margorie Taylor Greene
MTG here! MTG. You want me to spell it out for ya? Has the DEEP STATE shredded your brains? You BETTER know who I am! Oh, c’mon! I worked so long and hard for you and all the Don’t FUCK…
From the desk of the Cood Day TOTed President Donald John TRUMP!
Yesterday morning I ordered all federal state and local Republican Politicians to kill themselves by sticking a shotgun in their mouths and pulling the trigger where their FAMILIES CAN FIND THEM! There nothing but gutless coward Rinos!! SO WHAT I…
BREAKING: Trump Social Media Blackout Reaches 100% As OnlyFans Issues The President LIFETIME BAN
Internet sex work giant, subscription service, and simp-haven OnlyFans has permanently banned President Trump from utilizing its website. In a statement released on January 9th, the company wrote, “In light of the recent railing of our precious democracy by rioters,…
Trump Uses Taxpayer’s Money to Pay for His Latest Portrait
It was revealed today that the outgoing self-proclaimed greatest ever American president, Donald Trump, has spent $2bn of US taxpayers’ money on a portrait of himself. The portrait was commissioned yesterday evening and was completed within fifteen minutes by New…
Following C19 Vaccination Mike Pence Grows an Extra Thumb
The media is currently awash with Covid anti-vaccination scare stories, none of which help in the fight against this malevolent and destructive virus. So, it came as a bitter blow to the medical profession that, following a very public inoculation…
Biden Offers Trump Cabinet Post as Beppo The Clown
In a bid to unite a divided America President Elect Joe Biden has stretched out the hand of reconciliation to the Republicans and Trump’s loyal supporter base by offering the outgoing president a place in his new administration. However, the…