Tag: tories
UK Government Fake News Unit Revises Strategy
UK government plans to combat fake news have required re-evaluation in the face of challenges from all sectors of society.
Klubber Bonez Songbook: Blue Cockroach Blues
Now here’s a little legend about a party of wankers Of humanitarian bombers and their Cayman bankers It’s not a happy story so buckle up tightly Or maybe belt up, if ye know what’s right fer yer It’s hard…
Klubber Bonez Songbook: David Cameron Bellend Blues
NOTE: Dave is so greedy, he has insisted on appearing today, despite the fact that he was due tomorrow. But yes: you can expect to see another Klubber Bonez song tomorrow, as announced earlier today. Tomorrow’s song will also feature…
Theresa May Resigns, Becomes Guardian Editor
Conservative Party leader Theresa May is tired of endless harassment from voters and grubby hard-right red-top hacks (like George Osborne of the Evening Standard). So, she has decided her career in politics is no longer a worthwhile pursuit. Notable left-wing…
From Blair Effect to Cameron? How Long Before Dave Starts Making Helpful Public ‘Interventions?’
One of the most hilarious things on Twitter is the apparently non-satirical interventions Tony Blair makes in public life. But it turns out brave Dave hasn’t exactly retired to have a wank in his yacht either!
Theresa May to Rename Conservative Party ‘National-Socialist Party’
After her recent ‘success’ with the notorious Snooper’s Charter, Theresa ‘Jihadi Tess’ May is now planning to conduct yet another Cameroneque image change for her right-wing party, the Conservatives. One anonymous source close to the eagle’s mouth tells me:
American Philanthropists Resent Vilification of 80s Tory Leader
Wallace Runnymede is currently being persecuted by the malign and conspiratorial forces of international global justice, for his tiresome, lamentable screed on NewsBiscuit: Estate of Unnamed 80s Tory Leader Arranges ‘Racist Wildebeest’ Superinjunction. This headline has nothing whatsoever to do…