Tories
Posted in World News

BOJO OR BUST! Ultimate Boris Johnson Quiz: Who Said These Edgy Quotes???

It’s not a laughing matter…? Of course it is! EVERYTHING IS! 😛 … Or is it? Never mind! See how many you can get… Enjoy and share, if you want to make the Pig ‘n’ Coke club cry! The answer…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! BOJO OR BUST! Ultimate Boris Johnson Quiz: Who Said These Edgy Quotes???
Business leader
Posted in Biz News World News

FRIENDZONED! Loser Gove Homeless After Anti-Elitist ‘Business Experts’ Rant!

Unlawful north of the M1 Michael Howard hiss-a-like and non-porcine-coke-snorting metrosexual career shitstirrer Michael Gove has just had his hopes of a stellar career at the very pinnacle of the UK political class cruelly dashed, after yet another ill-advised rant…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! FRIENDZONED! Loser Gove Homeless After Anti-Elitist ‘Business Experts’ Rant!
Posted in War Zone World News

Dark Nigel Rises: A One Act Play About the Bane of Brexit!

FARAGE: Behind you stands a symbol of oppression. The House of Commons, where millions of citizens have languished under the name of this woman: Theresa May: who has been held up to you as the shining example of patriotism! You…

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Tory Brexit
Posted in Video News

My Exciting New Youtube Channel! Please Subscribe Now! (May MUST Go!)

Whew! Can you believe I finally got my camera working! Turns out I needed the proper camera software; not just the driver! Anyway, it’s finally done now! The picture is actually cleaner than I thought, although not the most vibrant;…

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Posted in World News

The Big Brexit Betrayal! Top Tory Caught in Erotic Tryst with German Leader! Click the Video Now!

There’s been a lot of talk about a big Brexit betrayal. Even centrist Euronationalists have had to acknowledge the ‘betrayal’ narrative, so they can make their customary feeble attempts to ‘refute’ it! But the greatest Brexit betrayal of all is…

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Posted in Politics Top Stories

UK Government Fake News Unit Revises Strategy

UK government plans to combat fake news have required re-evaluation in the face of challenges from all sectors of society. FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts!Trump Administration Nutrition Lobbyists: “McDonalds…

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Piggate
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Music Politics

Klubber Bonez Songbook: Blue Cockroach Blues

Now here’s a little legend about  a party of wankers Of humanitarian bombers and their Cayman bankers It’s not a happy story so buckle up tightly Or maybe belt up, if ye know what’s right fer yer   It’s hard…

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Tories
Posted in Music Politics

Klubber Bonez Songbook: David Cameron Bellend Blues

NOTE: Dave is so greedy, he has insisted on appearing today, despite the fact that he was due tomorrow. But yes: you can expect to see another Klubber Bonez song tomorrow, as announced earlier today. Tomorrow’s song will also feature…

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Tory Brexit
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc World News

Theresa May Resigns, Becomes Guardian Editor

Conservative Party leader Theresa May is tired of endless harassment from voters and grubby hard-right red-top hacks (like George Osborne of the Evening Standard). So, she has decided her career in politics is no longer a worthwhile pursuit. Notable left-wing…

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Obituary
Posted in Internets Tubes World News

From Blair Effect to Cameron? How Long Before Dave Starts Making Helpful Public ‘Interventions?’

One of the most hilarious things on Twitter is the apparently non-satirical interventions Tony Blair makes in public life. But it turns out brave Dave hasn’t exactly retired to have a wank in his yacht either! FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS!…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! From Blair Effect to Cameron? How Long Before Dave Starts Making Helpful Public ‘Interventions?’
Posted in Politics Top Stories

Theresa May to Rename Conservative Party ‘National-Socialist Party’

After her recent ‘success’ with the notorious Snooper’s Charter, Theresa ‘Jihadi Tess’ May is now planning to conduct yet another Cameroneque image change for her right-wing party, the Conservatives. One anonymous source close to the eagle’s mouth tells me: FIGHT THE FAKE…

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Posted in Human Interest Politics

American Philanthropists Resent Vilification of 80s Tory Leader

Wallace Runnymede is currently being persecuted by the malign and conspiratorial forces of international global justice, for his tiresome, lamentable screed on NewsBiscuit: Estate of Unnamed 80s Tory Leader Arranges ‘Racist Wildebeest’ Superinjunction. This headline has nothing whatsoever to do…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! American Philanthropists Resent Vilification of 80s Tory Leader