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Democrat Employs Strange Tactic in Defeating President Trump
Dateline: WASHINGTON, DC, year 2020—The Democratic nominee has won the presidency, beating Donald Trump in a landslide, and has also had bizarre good luck, by employing an unusual political tactic.
Robert Mueller: The Knight-Errant who Tripped over his Lance
Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—Robert Mueller stunned the quarter of Americans who are intent on keeping their country from sliding down the tubes, by turning in a lackluster performance in his televised hearings before Congress.
Iran to US: “Thanks for the New Drone Tech!”
Washington, DC- On Thursday evening, moments before he was to order an air strike against Iran, President Donald Trump received a letter of thanks from the President of Iran, Hassan Rouhani, for sharing the latest in American drone technology, after…
Mueller and Trump: Partners in Crime
CONGRESSMAN GIRLYMAN: Mr. Mueller, thank you for appearing before this congressional committee. We gather from William Barr’s summary of your report that you didn’t find sufficient evidence to prove at trial that President Trump had obstructed justice or that he…
Trump’s Government Shutdown: EXCLUSIVE Glossy News Expose of Previously Unknown Discussions!
Washington, DC- Previously censored footage has thrown some light on the recent shutdown decision, and on the deliberations made beforehand. First, the White House announced that President Donald Trump was unhappy about the latest Continued Resolution (CR), passed by Congress…
Mistaken Identity Possible Cause of ‘Orange Julius’ Mall Riot In Florida
(Part 3 of 3) Central, Fl- Strange accounts are emerging this afternoon, after Central Police released three people suspected of participation in a riot Friday night which lead to a four hour ordeal that ended with teargas,numerous arrests, injuries and…
More HILARIOUS Trump Cartoons! Share ‘Em Now!
Brap brap! More funny cartoons from Up Chuck! Be sure to share ’em… It really helps our Google juice! — Wallace BUSINESS AS USUAL! The Donald finds himself with a tricky task… GOING TO WORK!
NEW Trump Cartoons! Definitely NOT Fake News! (Or Counterfeit Pictures!)
Welcome to our funny new Cartoonist, Up Chuck! First of all, we have an important question: Can a Narcissist Ever Get the Love he Needs?!
A Star is Fallen? FBI Investigate Robert De Niro for Donald Trump Death Threats
Renowned actor Robert De Niro is known not only for his role in the Godfather movies, but also his vociferous criticism of Donald Trump. However, things seem to have taken a sour turn, as the FBI investigate him for allegedly…
Trump’s Most Harebrained Policy Suggestions Yet!
Straight outa Twitter! 1. Criminalize hate speech against corporations. Corporations are people too, and they have feelings!