Posted in Society Top Stories

Alternative Valentine’s Day Odes from Trimjay (ED: NSFW!)

ED: Welcome, Trimjay! This is his first post. Not for the easily offended… I mean like, jussayin. I’m single this year… Roses are beautiful,Often they’re red.But you’re fat and uglyAnd I wish you were dead. Roses are redBut she’s got…

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Silly funny frog
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Literary Cursing: NOT TODAY, MR LEAR! Nonsense Poems for Crazy Times

Naughty Mr Pelican A funny old bird is the pelican His beak holds more than his belican He can take in his beak enough food for a week I’m damned if I know how the helican A Marriage of Inconvenience…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

DON’T MISS ‘EM! A Selective Look at Our Writers & Their Amazing Books

Over the years, Glossy News has had too many amazing authors to count! So it’s really hard to squeeze ’em in. But here are just a few highlights. Don’t forget, please, that our Glossy News satirists have full license to…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

When Was the Last Time You Did a Free Book Deal on Amazon? (PSST! FREE DEAL!)

Indie book publishing is pretty tough, especially when you don’t have an advertising budget. Social media can help a bit, but again, that’s pretty hard without a budget. You can set up a Patreon, with its own mailing list. Or…

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Posted in Opinion/Editorial Society

Cake Monster and His Creamy Lips

Leaders of the planet: Eaters of Golden Filigree accented treats. (They ask) “Who the hell needs to eat? We could all stand to lose… a┬ácouple L Bs.” With the butternut creme

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Partisan Significance

The system’s broke, Nobody’s interested in fixing it. What a fucking joke, They’re either sycophants or hypocrites. The vitriol you spoke, Evoked partisan belligerence. Highlighting our differences Driving a wedge in between.

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