Posted in Politics

Trump Voters Smarter than Liberals, Study Shows

Dateline: D.C.—The Machiavelli Institute of Political Pseudoscience shocked the world when it revealed the results of its study that compared the intelligence level of President Trump’s diehard supporters to that of his critics on the left and the right, including…

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Posted in Biz News Health Technology

Young Walmart Folk Discouraged About Making Ends-Meat (!), Learn New Recipe

Having worked at a dime over minimum wage, Maria Jones appreciates the part-time wages from Walmart. She’s struggled, but a new, FREE recipe handed down from the notoriously progressive management has solved almost all her problems.

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Posted in Opinion/Editorial Serious Commentary

Centrist ‘Tolerance’ Has its Limitations… ?! Surely Not!

The first time a sentry sees a barbarian marauding towards him with fangs bared, he shoots him dead on sight. At your first glance of a bad faith interlocutor, you should act likewise; but with the arms of the spirit,…

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Posted in Religionism

World’s Religious Leaders Pray for President Trump’s Comeuppance, to Restore God’s Good Name

Dateline: CALCUTTA—Religious leaders all over the world are praying for Donald Trump’s comeuppance.

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Posted in Society

Manjaws: A Rant by Rashad the Cackler

Dateline: NEW YORK CITY—The runner’s-up in this year’s American Rant Competition have been announced. Surprisingly, all of the entries were authored by a single man, named Rashad, also known as the Cackler, who is an elderly homeless man. Rashad has…

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Posted in Politics

DNC Discovers Secret of Transformational Leadership

Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—A Democratic National Committee taskforce concluded its investigation into how Donald Trump has managed to be a transformational president.

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Posted in War Zone World News

Charismatic Leader Quiz: Who Said It? Hitler or Tony Blair? (Part 1)

Spot the difference between these two elected dictators! Don’t forget second helpings too of Tony ‘n’ Adolf… 1 I feel the hand of history upon our shoulders. 2 I go the way that Providence dictates with the assurance of a…

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