Posted in Politics

Church of Scientology Offer Asylum to (Former) President Trump

Meth-guzzling 60s psychedelic lunatics and dollar-loving all-American Kool Aid hustlers the “Church” of Scientology have show solidarity with fellow deranged plutocrat Donald J. Trump, and offered him refuge from political persecution.

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

Right-Wing Media Finally Embrace SJWs

Shona Grammy and Super Bill Frieli from Weasel News broke down in tears yesterday when they realized that the people they had been dismissing for years as “Whiney, crybaby Reddit SJWs” were actually people just like them.

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Posted in World News

Godders Bloom Unfairly Represented by MSM

Pre-Brexit story… Post-Brexit laughs!

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Tory Brexit
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc World News

Theresa May Resigns, Becomes Guardian Editor

Conservative Party leader Theresa May is tired of endless harassment from voters and grubby hard-right red-top hacks (like George Osborne of the Evening Standard). So, she has decided her career in politics is no longer a worthwhile pursuit. Notable left-wing…

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Wallace Runnymede Novel
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

Chapter 9: Occident’s Downfall, Spengler’s Uprising (Honest Adolph, Volume I)

‘No, no, no, no, I’m not having it!’ spat Truman.

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Labour Party
Posted in Top Stories World News

Ken ‘Red Ken’ Livingstone Loses His Shit over ‘Jewish Media’ Lies

Genial wheeler-dealer, establishment radical politico wide boy/white boy and notable non-racist not-quite-Marxist-but-kinda-getting-there-a-little-bit-vulgar-Corbynite-tankie-lad Ken Livingstone… Is currently being interrogated by Labour for his recent antisemitic comments. Here’s Ken ‘Cheeky Chappie’ Livingstone’s latest Del-Boyishly-winsome Youtube rant: OY! Listen ‘ere, yer FAHCKING MAHPPET! Ah…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Ken ‘Red Ken’ Livingstone Loses His Shit over ‘Jewish Media’ Lies