Tories
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Highly-Strung Cokehead Who Says “F**K Business!” Worried Nobody Wants to Invest in His Country!

Hysterical overfed chufterstain and perpetually confused London superluvvie Boris Hugh Coogan Lily Lineker De Pfeffel Johnson has recently lamented the lack of business investment that is seriously hindering his coke-ridden Brexit Boom he promised and/or threatened us with a few…

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Labour Party
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UK’s Oldest Student Activist Hails ‘Stunning Victory’ in Westminster Campus Debating Contest

Obsessive marrow pickler and underrated one-man Arthur Steptoe tribute act Jeremy ‘Jihadi Jez’ Corbyn wants the entire UK (and world!) to know that he won, you lost, and you’d better bloody well suck it up, arite?!

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Tories
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Boris Johnson SUPER GAFFE! “Neo-Nazi Terrorists are a Terrible Drain on Our Prison System”

Fiscally responsible coke-ridden cockwomble Boris Johnson has furiously denounced Jeremy Corbyn’s ‘grossly opportunistic and uncompassionate‘ calls for a zero-tolerance approach to white supremacist terrorism.

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jorge mario bergoglio
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UNDUE SPIRITUAL INFLUENCE??? Pope Francis Endorses Corbyn as UK PM!

Scandal-plagued, sexually questionable Scientologist sympathiser Pope Francis has recently found out that radical activism brings strange bedfellows. He has now given an edgy endorsement to flamboyantly bitter career politician Jeremy Corbyn, widely considered discredited on account of the Labour party’s…

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Jez Corbyn Labour
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“Anti-Racist” Party Warn: “Coconuts are Taking Over Parliament!”

Jez ‘Jihadi Jez’ Corbyn and his creepy, er, unbearably WOKE sidekicks, has sounded a clarion call about the threat of racism overwhelming the House of Commons. A typically tone-deaf and hypocritical Jezza has graced us with the following incoherent rant:

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CORBYN BIG LIE! “I’ve Been Using Food Banks for the Past Few Years!”

After a 2017 High London gaff-gaffe where south of the M1 champagne socialist Jeremy Corbyn admitted there were plenty of people in Islington who drank cappucino every day, and that he knew many of them personally, an increasingly desperate Jezza…

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