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Here are the Answers for Yesterday’s Quiz! Who Said it First: Hamas or Jeremy Corbyn’s Labour Party?
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Who Said it First? Hamas or Jeremy Corbyn’s Labour Party? (Get the Answers Tomorrow!)
The Labour Antisemitism debacle rumbles on.
Often, it’s impossible to distinguish speech characteristic of left wing, right wing and Islamic antisemism.
So, how many of the following can you get right???????
1. What Hamas and the Palestinian people are doing is legitimate resistance against the Israeli occupation.
2. There is not going to be a peace process unless there is talks involving Israel, Hezbollah and Hamas, and I think everyone knows that.
3. The Labour Party is not overrun by anti-Semitism, Islamophobia or other forms of racism.
4. Gazans are an occupied people and have the right to resist, including by armed force.
5. Before Israel dies, it must be humiliated and degraded.
6. To portray Israel as some kind of victim with every right to “defend itself” from attack from “outside its borders” is a grotesque inversion of reality. Read more Who Said it First? Hamas or Jeremy Corbyn’s Labour Party? (Get the Answers Tomorrow!)
WTF?! Clumsy Corbyn Compares “Labour Against Antisemitism” Speech to “Million Hour Long Wagner Opera!” FFS!
Flamboyantly PC bitter 60s throwback Jeremy ‘Jihadi Jez’ Corbyn (not to be confused with bitter 30s throwback Nick Griffin of a rival radical socialist party) has made a surprisingly uncharacteristic gaffee to complement his ‘Zionist Media Conspiracy,‘ ‘Jewish Privilege’ and ‘Interalised Goyphobia’ gaffes…
After virtue-attending a Labour Against Antisemitism speech, the well meaning rich white male Islington socialist attempted to find the cosy Blairie middle ground between antisemitism and anti-antisemitism by smugly noting (as smugly as you can be when you always look half like a cornered feral ferret and half like like a scared rabbit caught in the headlights):
Well if you’ll forgive me for saying so, this rather reminded me of a Wagner opera. A few snatches of brilliance, irretrievably buried beneath tons of impenetrable, turgid rambling. Still, I guess the opera ain’t over till the fat Jewish lesbian sings!
As the crowd descended in uproar at the clueless, tone-deaf race-baiting of Clumsy Corbyn, the confused Trot snorted:
Oh, well, do excuse me. Now I did assume that was the most intersectional way I could possibly have put it!
As the symphonic crescendo roared and surged against Labour’s usual antisemitic leitmotifs, Emily Thornberry shrilly shrieked like a wounded swan: Read more WTF?! Clumsy Corbyn Compares “Labour Against Antisemitism” Speech to “Million Hour Long Wagner Opera!” FFS!
Corbyn Blames “Zionist Media Conspiracy” for “Wholly Unfounded & Groundless Antisemitism Allegations”
After being accused a million times of promoting antisemitic and antizionist conspiracy theories, Jeremy Corbyn has decided the best way to fight back against such harsh, unfounded smears is to point out the REAL sinister, shadowy cabal of disloyal parasites behind these recent allegations.
In a spontaneous astroturf mass rally outside the Gregg’s bakery in Kensington, Labour’s best-beloved anti-racist working class hero held forth as follows: Read more Corbyn Blames “Zionist Media Conspiracy” for “Wholly Unfounded & Groundless Antisemitism Allegations”
Entirely Fictional Jeremy Corbyn Apparently Less Extreme than the Real One
The new Facebook Page ‘Fuck Jeremy Corbyn’ doesn’t invite you to seduce the Labour leader; nor indeed to get seduced by him, and get some edgy Trot motorcycle rides.
Wow! What an amazing find! Read more Entirely Fictional Jeremy Corbyn Apparently Less Extreme than the Real One
Latest Edgy Headlines Make Even More Dodgy Figures Guilty ‘By Association!’
Jeremy Corbyn has often been accused of guilt by association:
E.g. the Chairman Mao bike controversy.
Or the innuendo about supposed Czech spies.
Or disturbing figures like Hamas. Read more Latest Edgy Headlines Make Even More Dodgy Figures Guilty ‘By Association!’
Loony Marxist Creep Jeremy Corbyn Warns: “Unregulated Media More Dangerous than ISIS!”
The UK media landscape will never be the same again, as a beloved figure threatens to treat global fake news MSM corporations very harshly…
As they pose a greater threat even than ISIS. Read more Loony Marxist Creep Jeremy Corbyn Warns: “Unregulated Media More Dangerous than ISIS!”
