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Democrats Concede 2012 Election
In an unprecedented move, President Obama and all democratic candidates have conceded the election to their respective opponents. Democratic Party Chairman Debbie Wasserman Schultz announced the collective concession this morning. Initially believed to be an elaborate early Halloween prank, it…
Big Bird Talks Mitt Romney in Hard Hitting Interview
He’s every kid’s favorite bird. Big Bird has been a staple on American television since 1969. So it was no surprise that many Americans became upset when Mitt Romney made public his plan to fire the icon. We met at…
The Only 14 Zingers at the 2012 Presidential Debate
Respective political rhetoric aside, there were only a few bright (or even interesting) moments in the presidential debate. Following are the only 14 things even close to a “zinger” uttered by Obama, Romney or Jim Lehrer. 1) Romney: “Happy Anniversary,…
Top-12 Reasons Mitt Romney Will Win the Election
With the election heating up and the polls wiggling more and more every day (in favor of Barack Obama), we have to look ever more closely at the race. The good news is that, at least according to a couple…
Romney Schedules Debate to Convince Country He is Still Running
WASHINGTON D.C.- Political insiders have confirmed that not only is republican candidate, Mitt Romney, debating president Obama on Wednesday, but he is still running for president. Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan met a group of supporters for a fund raiser,…
President Romney’s Inaugural Address
“I think my biggest concern obviously would just be for his mental well-being.” – Ann Romney on her concerns about her husband becoming President of the U.S. My fellow Americans. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Hee, hee, hee, ha, ha,…
Election Update: Romney’s Brilliant Strategy to Win the Election
There are only a few more weeks until Election Day. Polls paint a bleak picture for Romney’s chances of winning the White House – which house is even lovelier than his ski chalet house in Park City, Utah, but not…
Mitt Romney Can’t Possibly Be That Dumb – Reaction From England
As the election campaign gathers pace, and the Republican Party appear to be exposing their inherent incompetency, a British correspondent expressed utter disbelief that any candidate for the Presidency, without doubt the most influential position in the world, could possibly…
Beware of the Partisanship Disease
Partisanship is not a figurative expression, but quite real. It is, in fact, an actual chronic disease. If you know someone who has come down with the conservative or liberal version of this infection, take heart: there is a cure!…
Republican strategy to overcome roll-down airplane windows
It may have been my old AMC Rambler1 but it was the chance of a lifetime when Republican Presidential nominee Mitt Romney gave me an exclusive press pass to last weekend’s Republican National Committee strategy session. Here is how it…