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Obama defends U.S. Alliance with al-Qaeda
It’s not easy to get an interview with the U.S. President. I had to pretend I was compliant journalist David Gregory, but it worked. Here is our conversation. Barb Weir: Thank you for granting me this interview, Mr. President.
Obama Drones on about Unmanned Aerial Vehicles
Drones actually are the “cure-all” for terrorism. At yesterday’s presidential press conference, President Obama talked for an abnormally long time about policy shift in his administration’s use of unmanned aerial vehicles in the war against terrorism. The president’s statements effectively…
Report: Obama Fails to Check Privilege
The White House is on the defense after President Obama was caught failing to check his cisgender privilege at the announcement of a new cabinet appointment. According to reports, the president referred to UN Ambassador nominee Norrie Powers as “she,”…
Drunken Obama Declares Prima Nocte
WASHINGTON — In a surprise move late last night, President Obama declared “Prima Nocte,” invoking the controversial 16th century feudal statute that allowed noblemen to “call dibs” on any newlywed bride during her first night of marriage. According to the…
Ringmaster Carney Helps Obama Turn Scandals into Circus Spectacular
In a colorful press conference held at the White House a few days ago, press secretary/circus master Jay Carney lived up to his last name as scandals piled up like elephants in a circus ring or clowns in a clown…
Obama responds to Benghazi controversy as 15 killed in blast
President Obama defended today his administration’s response to the Benghazi terror attack as a car bomb explosion killed several people near a Benghazi hospital. “Nobody understood exactly what was taking place during the course of those first few days” Obama…
The BRAIN Initiative: Obama’s Announcement
Barack rubbed weakly at his temples, which were sore and rough to the touch. He breathed slowly, in and out, as he tried to focus his racing mind, burdened by the thoughts of millions. He noticed through the window the…
Shaking in Fear, Oil Covered Congress Presses Obama to Approve Keystone XL Pipeline
Covered in what appears to be various amounts of crude oil, Congress is increasing pressure on the Obama administration to approve work on the long-delayed Keystone XL oil sand pipeline. They argue that the pipeline, which plans to carry large…
Obama releases children’s book as ‘full legal basis’ for drone strikes
In response to House Democrats demanding that President Barack Obama release information on the White House Administration’s use of drone strikes, congress was sent a copy of “Our Friend Danny Drone,” a children’s book written by Obama. Inside sources have…
Obama under fire for calling Quvenzhane Wallis the C-Word
President Barack Obama joked about a wide variety of subjects on Saturday at the annual White House Correspondents’ Dinner, but has outraged some with the distasteful quip he made about Quvenzhane Wallis, the Academy Award nominated nine-year old ‘Beasts of…