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We Interrupt This Breaking News for Breaking News
Wolf Blitzer: This is Wolf Blitzer. Welcome to The Situation Room. We have important breaking news. The Wall Street Journal reports that Democrats in Congress are pushing back against President Trump’s plans to go to war with Iran. They are…
World Bank POVERTY SHOCK! US CEOs Living on Less than $100 000… a Day?!
Pioneering poverty busters the World Bank have followed the lead of the US government, whose recent decision to ban hate speech against underprivileged and widely despised economic minorities, such as filthy rich social media gurus and omnipotent oil barons has…
When Was the Last Time You Did a Free Book Deal on Amazon? (PSST! FREE DEAL!)
Indie book publishing is pretty tough, especially when you don’t have an advertising budget. Social media can help a bit, but again, that’s pretty hard without a budget. You can set up a Patreon, with its own mailing list. Or…
Feminists OUTRAGED! Biden’s Creepy Campaign Trail Song List Leaks… CREEPY!
BIDEN 2020: FIRST SEXUALLY QUESTIONABLE PRESIDENT? Serial groper and wildcat Juncker’s sciatica handyman Joe ‘Creepy Uncle Joe Biden’ has just recently announced a bid for the presidency, despite a history of sexual misdemeanours which leaves but little daylight between him…
DOWN WITH HATE SPEECH! Bipartisan Bill Finally Makes US Corporations Protected Class
The notoriously divided America of today has many disputes and disagreements, whether it be border security, the climate crisis or social media conflict by liberal snowflakes and conservative trolls. But if there’s one thing the Republican and Democrats can agree…
OH, GOD! IT’S NOT THAT TIME AGAIN IS IT???????
Noooooooooooooooo! It can’t be! It’s inhumane! Its monstrous! It just can’t be true!
Electoral College Electors Hiding Out From Democratic Assassins Because of 2016 Election
Life is not easy for any of the 538 Electors from the 2016 election. Too many people with good memories remember very well the outcome of that election BECAUSE OF the outcome of that election. The trouble can well be…
Mueller and Trump: Partners in Crime
CONGRESSMAN GIRLYMAN: Mr. Mueller, thank you for appearing before this congressional committee. We gather from William Barr’s summary of your report that you didn’t find sufficient evidence to prove at trial that President Trump had obstructed justice or that he…
Trump Translation Guide
Over the first two years of Donald Trump’s presidency, he has made countless incredible statements and many bold claims about how great he is, how horrible his detractors are, and all the historic achievements he has made, which, according to…
Random Thoughts (XVI): Race Baiting, Rapey Luvvies & Restrictive Paedophile Swoops!
Less Race, More Values? The question of what immigration regulations there should be, and how strictly they should be enforced, are questions of values. Questions of basic morality and ethics. Unfortunately, there are elements on both the left and the…