ESPN’s Mel Kiper Picks Himself as #1 Pick in NFL Draft
Hollywoodland, CA (GlossySports) — ESPN’s latest NFL mock draft surprises many draft pundits, but it comes as absolutely no surprise to football analyst Mel Kiper, Jr. Speaking to reporters earlier today, he defended his latest top draft pick projection.
MMAs Dennis Hallman Explains Wearing Tight Speedos in UFC Fight
MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) fighter Dennis “Superman” Hallman caused quite a stir Saturday night when he walked into the UFC ring wearing a too-tight pair of Speedo trucks to take on opponent Brian Ebersole. UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship) President Dana…
Amazing New Product, Writer Fiber, Cures Writer’s Block
John Aholi, a writer from Hoboken, New Jersey, has had his fair share of days trying to squeeze out short stories to post on his semi-successful blog “The John.” But now, thanks to a new product called Writer Fiber, the…
Rock Climbing- A Sport For The Daring And The Deranged
Rock Climbing: A Sport for the Daring And the Deranged – Part I Life is not interesting enough for some people, so they come up with sports like rock climbing to compensate for it. Rock climbing is the sport where…
Brett Favre Ready To Retire — Again
GREENBAY, WI (GlossyNews) — In a surprising and unexpected career move, Brett Favre officially announced today that he is retiring from fatherhood. “Since I have returned to the game I love, my attention will be shifting away from my family…
Republicans Claim Inheritance Tax Owed on Deficit Inherited from Bush
Republicans continue to assure the wealthiest Americans that no new taxes will be levied against them. However, with the Tea Party breathing down their necks and threatening to withhold votes if something isn’t done to get the budget under control,…
Disinterested Wife on Period 21-days/month
Despite math, science and medicine being against her, newlywed Jerilyn Thomas, who has body issues and a noted lack of sexual interest, continues to insist that she is “on her period” a solid 21-days per month, much to the consternation…
N. Dakota Found to be Illegitimate State; Canada Seizes It
A recent disturbing discovery by a North Dakotan historian has revealed a disturbing fact about one of the least popular states in the union- the fact that it is not a state. John Rolczynski has discovered that the governor and…
Media Hosts Fear Hyperbole Has Desensitized Viewers and Destroyed Credibility
MediaWatch has concluded a study asking cable news media hosts to rate their performance in reporting on the debt ceiling talks in Washington. A whopping 67% of MSNBC hosts believe they have pushed the envelope too far and are fearful…
EXPOSE – Artificial Recession Created to Prop Up World’s Billionaires
The current recession is a big success state stated the heads of all the multi national corporations unanimously in their secret publication The Upper Crust Of The Upper Crust. This publication is known and distributed only to those possessing more…