News Media Confuse Viewers by speaking as if all Oligarchs are Russian

News Media Confuse Viewers by speaking as if all Oligarchs are Russian

20 July 2017 08:55 - by Benjamin Cain

Dateline: TENNESSEE—American corporate news media baffle viewers by presupposing that all oligarchs are Russian citizens. “You never hear CNN speak of American oligarchs,” said news media watcher Alonzo Plompus. “For some unknown reason, whenever you hear about oligarchs on cable news, they’re always Russian.”

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Answers to the Macron/Mussolini Quiz: Could You Tell the Difference?

Answers to the Macron/Mussolini Quiz: Could You Tell the Difference?

20 July 2017 07:31 - by Wallace Runnymede

Hope you enjoyed the quiz! Answers:

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Who Said it First? Macron or Mussolini? (Questions: 4/4)

Who Said it First? Macron or Mussolini? (Questions: 4/4)

20 July 2017 07:30 - by Wallace Runnymede

And here’s the final part! The answers appear in five minutes. If you found it funny (or just downright disturbing), feel free to share and tell your friends! 24. I have a vision of my country, and I cannot sit and watch things pass by.

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The Secret of Not Going Broke From Gambling

The Secret of Not Going Broke From Gambling

19 July 2017 07:47 - by Dexter Sinistri

You are probably aware that betting is a phenomenon that is fast catching on, and many people are engaging in this activity daily. One has no way of knowing that you will win when you do gamble, but it is better to ensure your finances are safe when you delve into the habit. It is […]

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Exciting Plot Info Revealed on Jurassic World Sequel

Exciting Plot Info Revealed on Jurassic World Sequel

19 July 2017 07:41 - by Dexter Sinistri

Just days after the cast of the Jurassic World sequel Fallen Kingdom finished filming, exciting plot info has been disclosed, intimating that a second shocking hybrid dinosaur species could be introduced to the plot of Jurassic World 2.

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Who Said it First? Macron or Mussolini? (Questions: 3/4)

Who Said it First? Macron or Mussolini? (Questions: 3/4)

19 July 2017 07:30 - by Wallace Runnymede

19. All ideologies are of equal value… All ideologies are mere fictions… Everybody has the right to create for himself his own ideology and to attempt to enforce it with all the energy of which he is capable.

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Chapter 11: Is it Good for the Jews? (Honest Adolph Volume III)

Chapter 11: Is it Good for the Jews? (Honest Adolph Volume III)

19 July 2017 07:05 - by Wallace's Books

Saul Friedman sat and stared at the grave. “Lucy, Lucy, Luce-Luce-Luce,” he snorted, as he burst into tears. There was no frickin’ justice in this world; that’s one thing for sure, ah hah hah…

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Sacked Stonehenge Tour Guide Fool Takes Employer to Court

Sacked Stonehenge Tour Guide Fool Takes Employer to Court

18 July 2017 06:30 - by Stephen Philip Druce

Stonehenge tour guide buffoon Charles ‘Rocky’ Stone has taken his employer to court for unfair dismissal. Stone 56, was fired for misleading tourists with ill-informed facts and research. Stone commented:

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Chapter 10: Rivers and Temples (Honest Adolph Volume III)

Chapter 10: Rivers and Temples (Honest Adolph Volume III)

18 July 2017 05:12 - by Wallace's Books

“A remote temple in the Pennsylvania mountains,” sighed Adolph. “A somewhat unusual place to talk shop? At least, so I would have thought, if you would excuse my plainness of speech.” For the first time in months Deborah Mona Willow’s voice ran out like a silver bell.

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NFL Analyses Fans Biometrics to Figure Out what They Like

NFL Analyses Fans Biometrics to Figure Out what They Like

18 July 2017 10:01 - by Dexter Sinistri

NFL ratings are still falling. And if you thought the league didn’t care, you were dead wrong. There is so much to consider in the game of football than the sports betting odds for this season. And chief amongst these considerations is the manner in which the game of football is viewed. You wouldn’t expect the […]

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Who Said it First? Macron or Mussolini? (Questions: 2/4)

Who Said it First? Macron or Mussolini? (Questions: 2/4)

18 July 2017 07:30 - by Wallace Runnymede

Hope you’re enjoying the new quiz! How many did you get right last time???

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Who Said it First? Macron or Mussolini? (Questions: 1/4)

Who Said it First? Macron or Mussolini? (Questions: 1/4)

17 July 2017 07:30 - by Wallace Runnymede

The Garcon-Wonder Emmanuel Macron is facing some stiff challenges in times to come. Not least, the somewhat superficially sinister character of some of his pronouncements. Can you work out which quotes are from Macron, and which are from Mussolini?

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