Storming Success of Autistic Pride Leads to New ‘AIDS Pride’ & ‘Cancer Pride’ Days

Despite numerous caveats and reservations from the Autistic Dark Web, the self-appointed ‘autistic community’ have recently been revelling in Autistic Pride.
However, while June may have been devoted to the flamboyantly carnivalesque celebration of debilitating bowel problems, crippling depression, soul-destroying anxiety and social death, August is shaping up to be even more exciting.
The AIDS community are now actively lobbying to have AIDS recognised not as some kind of horrible disease like autism or cancer, but merely another form of ‘diversity.’ Or ‘immunological diversity,’ if you will.
An anonymous woke white male centrist intellectual from the pro-neurodiversity UK Labour Party tells us:
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Storming Success of Autistic Pride Leads to New 'AIDS Pride' & 'Cancer Pride' Days

My Short-Lived Career As A BINGO Announcer

My Short-Lived Career As A BINGO Announcer  Throughout my life, I’ve held a variety of jobs – from Sales Director to Director of Sales and everything in between. Given the chance, I could have been a superstar selling advertising, life insurance or legal research to anyone from astronauts to Aborigines, had my employers not fired me for poor performance and incompetence. So, you can imagine my excitement when I recently heard about an opening that sounded right up my alley: Working the BINGO booth at our local county fair.

When word got to me that a local non-profit needed help with the fair’s BINGO operations, I knew I was the perfect candidate. When the BINGO Boss man called, I was totally prepared. I had updated my resume to reflect relevant skills that made me uniquely qualified for this challenge – most notably that I was adept – even under pressure – at differentiating most letters from numbers.

I was surprised at how few questions the recruiter posed during the interview. His opening pitch was, “Are you willing to work the BINGO booth at the fair this weekend?” From the get-go, I picked up on serious buying signals. Not to appear immodest, but I am a tenacious negotiator. I asked him what the base salary was. He said there was no salary. I interpreted that to mean it was commission-only. No problem, I thought. That just means the sky’s the limit. Read more My Short-Lived Career As A BINGO Announcer

My Short-Lived Career As A BINGO Announcer

U.S. Declares Plastic a Major Food Group, Part of a Balanced Diet

U.S. Declares Plastic a Major Food Group, Part of a Balanced Diet
WASHINGTON – In a move described as “accepting reality” the US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has declared plastic to be “a major food group.”

US FDA spokesperson Carl Manson stated: “We admit that trace amounts of plastic leak into many food products. Significant amounts of plastic appear in other food products, such as fish. However, top scientists all agree that there is nothing wrong with ingesting plastics, as has been proven by generations of long-term studies since the 1960s.” Read more U.S. Declares Plastic a Major Food Group, Part of a Balanced Diet

U.S. Declares Plastic a Major Food Group, Part of a Balanced Diet

The Unofficial & Definitely Un-Presidential Meanings of ‘POTUS’

The Unofficial & Definitely Un-Presidential Meanings of 'POTUS'

Our national beloved-love of acronyms has brought us a new term for our fearless Fuhrers. The term, which took me a while to understand (as everyone tells you acronyms but doesn’t bother to translate them for you!) is ‘POTUS’ – the initials standing for ‘President Of The United States.’ Read more The Unofficial & Definitely Un-Presidential Meanings of ‘POTUS’

The Unofficial & Definitely Un-Presidential Meanings of 'POTUS'

Songs for Europe: Top Brexit Anthems of 2018! (Now That’s What I call Brexishambles: Guest Post From Maximilian Stirling)

Maximilian Stirling has dropped a bangin’ playlist of the most depressing Brexit songs of today. Hear ’em and weep!
(No, ACTUALLY weep)…
Songs for Europe: Top Brexit Anthems of 2018! (Now That's What I call Brexishambles: Guest Post From Maximilian Stirling)
Food, Adequate Food!
You Gotta Pick A Potato Or Two
I’m In With The Innovative Jam Crowd
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Songs for Europe: Top Brexit Anthems of 2018! (Now That's What I call Brexishambles: Guest Post From Maximilian Stirling)

Corbyn’s Loony Labour Introduce ‘Internalised Goyphobia’ & ‘Jewish Privilege’ Diversity Taskforce

Scandal-plagued Labour leader, otherwise known as Jihadi Jez and Jezbollah, has recently decided to improve his anti-racism credentials…
By joining the fight against Jew hatred.Corbyn's Loony Labour Introduce 'Internalised Goyphobia' & 'Jewish Privilege' Diversity Taskforce
Following Labour’s recent ‘white tax’ and white privilege workshops, Labour have now decided that, to quote an old radical socialist saw, ‘Ending white privilege starts with ending Jewish privilege.’
Workshops include such stunning highbrow, respectable, bourgeois socialist insights as: Read more Corbyn’s Loony Labour Introduce ‘Internalised Goyphobia’ & ‘Jewish Privilege’ Diversity Taskforce

Corbyn's Loony Labour Introduce 'Internalised Goyphobia' & 'Jewish Privilege' Diversity Taskforce