Children’s Alphabet Book Author Struggles to Find Animal Starting with Elemeno

Children’s Alphabet Book Author Struggles to Find Animal Starting with Elemeno

12 February 2017 05:04 - by J.B. Riggs

C is for cat and E is for elephant. Every young child in the English-speaking world knows these two basic facts, thanks to the rhymes and illustrations of children’s alphabet books. However, it turns out, according to author Alfred Labette, that these books have not been entirely forthcoming with the younger generations since their inception. […]

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc, Kidz Zone0 Comments

Immigration- For Once I Actually Agree With Something Trump Says.

Immigration- For Once I Actually Agree With Something Trump Says.

12 February 2017 05:03 - by rfreed

Strange days indeed!- I actually agree with Trump on something. First off, build that damn wall!!!!! 11 million Hispanics are living illegally in the U.S. and they have the cheek to insist that they are justified in doing so? Wrong! By sneaking across the border they have already shown that they have no respect for […]

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Privileged Latte Liberal Ends Up Hating on Legitimate Asylum Seekers (2/2)

Privileged Latte Liberal Ends Up Hating on Legitimate Asylum Seekers (2/2)

12 February 2017 05:01 - by Wallace Runnymede

Last time, I brought you a disturbing tale of a pompous campus intellectual who did more harm than good when presuming to speak for asylum seekers. Unfortunately, I have even more evidence to show that not only does he not avoid misogyny when talking about the Cologne rapes… He doesn’t even avoid racism, cultural stereotyping […]

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Privileged Latte Liberal Ends Up Hating on Legitimate Asylum Seekers (1/2)

Privileged Latte Liberal Ends Up Hating on Legitimate Asylum Seekers (1/2)

12 February 2017 05:00 - by Wallace Runnymede

The thing about the postmodernist social justice left is that they often harm the very people they claim to be helping. The following story is about a (not so?) well meaning middle class latte liberal who wants to stand up for asylum seekers, and ends up smearing them, patronizing them, and making them all guilty […]

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How our Mockumentary is REALLY made! (video exclusive)

How our Mockumentary is REALLY made! (video exclusive)

10 February 2017 05:05 - by Brian K. White

If you’ve seen this channel, you know me, Bobby Joe, the voice of the popular “How REALLY Do” series. Well good news, they’re making a documentary all about me, my life, and my rise to fame as the voice of a generation. But we need your help, and no, we don’t need your money. We […]

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Witnesses Spot Roger Goodell Fleeing Stadium With #12 Jersey

Witnesses Spot Roger Goodell Fleeing Stadium With #12 Jersey

10 February 2017 05:00 - by J.B. Riggs

When the confetti finally settled in Houston’s NRG Stadium Sunday night, Patriots quarterback and Super Bowl LI MVP noted something was amiss. It seemed in the excitement, an unknown perpetrator made off with a sweat stained, body odor drenched, torn up, and oversized tee-shirt bearing the number 12.

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How to win on jackpot slot macines

How to win on jackpot slot macines

09 February 2017 02:59 - by Dexter Sinistri

Slot machine games are one of the most colorful and loudest attractions to be found in a casino and online. Their designs can range anywhere from plain numbers to creative themes. Slot machines have been a popular choice for many casinos to keep patrons entertained and for good reason. Each year these machines bring in […]

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Top Stories in The News – Alternative Facts Edition

Top Stories in The News – Alternative Facts Edition

09 February 2017 12:06 - by Tim Jones

[The following news summary has been approved by the White House Ministry of Clarifying Communications and Truthful Facts, the greatest, most truthlike communications ministry in American history.] Contrary to the endless lies propagated by fake news sources like CNN, The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, CBS, NBC, ABC, NPR, and 500 other America-hating, […]

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Tom Brady’s Cheekbones Now Undeniably the Greatest in NFL History

Tom Brady’s Cheekbones Now Undeniably the Greatest in NFL History

09 February 2017 05:03 - by J.B. Riggs

In a stunning comeback that saw records set for the most Super Bowl wins by a quarterback, most passing yards in a Super Bowl, most times as Super Bowl MVP, most catches from a single receiver in the Super Bowl, biggest point deficit recovery, the first Super Bowl overtime, and the most combined firsts and […]

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When They Go Low, I Go High (President Obama is Having a Pretty Chill Retirement)

When They Go Low, I Go High (President Obama is Having a Pretty Chill Retirement)

09 February 2017 05:00 - by Chris Vila

chrisvila.com @vilachumley Our correspondent, Don Lemon of CNN, caught up with the former President Barack Obama in his first interview since Donald Trump took office. Don Lemon: What have you been up to these past few weeks, Barack? Obama: Look around, Don. Just me and a few friends, hanging out on Necker Island… British Virgin […]

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World’s Most Beloved Dead Body Dies

World’s Most Beloved Dead Body Dies

08 February 2017 05:02 - by Tom Skulldaney

Bobby “Stock Still” Jenkins, arguably the world’s most well-known dead body, has died at the age of 62. “When I found him lying face down in his breakfast, I just thought he was doing it again. Pretending to be dead when he really wasn’t,” Mrs. Grace Jenkins, Bobby’s wife of 35 years said. “I’m still […]

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Never Kiss A Saber Toothed Squirrel.

Never Kiss A Saber Toothed Squirrel.

07 February 2017 10:04 - by rfreed

It isn’t often one sees a saber toothed squirrel. Of course, it isn’t often one wants to see a saber toothed squirrel, but when one does see one it invariably leads to commentary. For instance: “Why the (bleep) does that squirrel have a saber tooth and how can he chew anything without sticking himself?” is […]

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Banned “Male Health” Documentary from 1952 (Part 2)

Banned “Male Health” Documentary from 1952 (Part 2)

07 February 2017 05:02 - by Brian K. White

We tracked down a banned 1950s virility documentary film, and we present it to you essentially un-edited. Sure, we cleaned it up a bit, made it look nicer, but it’s essentially as it was meant to be.   Watch it here! Watch it here! Watch it here! Watch it here! Watch it here! Watch it […]

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Republication of Mein Kampf Hate Tract Isn’t a Disaster… The Original Publication was a Disaster!

Republication of Mein Kampf Hate Tract Isn’t a Disaster… The Original Publication was a Disaster!

07 February 2017 05:01 - by One Tongue Johnny

Not long ago I made a comment below a certain article about the republication of Mein Kampf in Germany: It runs as follows (slightly edited):

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Mass Atrocities? It’s Really Not About the Numbers

Mass Atrocities? It’s Really Not About the Numbers

07 February 2017 05:00 - by One Tongue Johnny

Some recent Tweets of mine, lightly edited. Recently someone said to me the Holocaust would have been ‘less bad’ if 9 thousand were murdered instead of 9 million. The Holocaust ain’t about the numbers, you fucking morons. Mass atrocities are about individual human suffering. Kill 1 life = murder the world! The moral significance of […]

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Banned “Male Health” Documentary from 1952 (Part 1)

Banned “Male Health” Documentary from 1952 (Part 1)

06 February 2017 05:02 - by Brian K. White

We tracked down a banned 1950s virility documentary film, and we present it to you essentially unedited. Sure, we cleaned it up a bit, made it look nicer, but it’s essentially as it was meant to be. . . Be on the lookout for Part Two soon! Royalty-free music “Last Kiss Goodnight” by Kevin MacLeod […]

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