Following Weed Legalization, Trump Tries to Cede Maine to Canada – Trudeau Confounded

Following Weed Legalization, Trump Tries to Cede Maine to Canada – Trudeau Confounded

05 March 2017 05:00 - by Brian K. White

President-select Donald Trump, in a presidential huff of not-my-jobbery, quickly fled to Mar-a-Lago in Florida, as the right to consume recreational Marijuana was heating up in the King Lobster State of Maine. “I think it’s important for states to decide what is and isn’t legal,” said Trump, referring to the suppression of LGBTQ rights, while […]

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Russian Intelligence Operative reveals why Putin helped Elect Donald Trump

Russian Intelligence Operative reveals why Putin helped Elect Donald Trump

04 March 2017 12:37 - by Benjamin Cain

Dateline: MOSCOW—Russian intelligence operative admits to meeting with Donald Trump and with members of his inner circle during the 2016 presidential campaign, to explain to the Americans that Putin wanted Trump to beat Hillary Clinton because Trump is a colossal fuckup and would surely sink the United States. In a candid interview with CNN’s Jenny […]

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Politicians, Pundits and Pursuers of Poontang

Politicians, Pundits and Pursuers of Poontang

04 March 2017 05:01 - by Tom Skulldaney

I wanted to learn a second language. There are approximately 6,900 of them out there to choose from and I couldn’t decide which one to spend my time on. I ruled out Chamicuro right away because only 8 people in the world spoke that language. I saw a picture of them, all toothless and horribly […]

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Who are REALLY Stigmatizing LEGAL Migrants? It’s the Apologists for ILLEGAL Immigration.

Who are REALLY Stigmatizing LEGAL Migrants? It’s the Apologists for ILLEGAL Immigration.

04 March 2017 05:00 - by One Tongue Johnny

If Leo Strauss were with us today, he’d add Reductio ad Trumpium to his Reduction ad Hitlerum. Trump’s Obama/Bush-like executive overreaches are a cause for serious concern, and it would not surprise me if this measure was also one such. And yet, a lot of the people sanctimoniously moralizing about his stance on illegitimate migrants […]

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The United States Successfully Imprisons All of its Citizens

The United States Successfully Imprisons All of its Citizens

02 March 2017 05:45 - by Benjamin Cain

In the year 2024, the United States perfected its prison industry by imprisoning all of its citizens, including the judges, lawyers, and police. Trials thereafter occurred within prison cells, as did all other business and family matters.

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Sneak Peek at our “How it’s REALLY Made” feature film!

Sneak Peek at our “How it’s REALLY Made” feature film!

02 March 2017 05:00 - by Brian K. White

First look at our mockumentary featurette about Bobby Joe H. Jr. Jr., the narrator of all our “How It’s REALLY Made” edutainment videos. The full playlist is available on YouTube. 4K/UHD Principle photography is already finished, and we’re now editing and looking for distribution options. Made with massive help from Ben Slavens, Jason Daniel, Tracy […]

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As Though You Haven’t Seen Enough Trump Trashing Already- Here Are More Trump Memes!!!!!!!!!

As Though You Haven’t Seen Enough Trump Trashing Already- Here Are More Trump Memes!!!!!!!!!

28 February 2017 05:01 - by rfreed

Repeat after me: We got so many memes you’ll be sick of meme-ing. Read the following memes. We got so many memes you’ll be sick of meme-ing Are you bored yet? We got so many memes you’ll be sick of meme-ing.    

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On the Importance of Being an Asshole

On the Importance of Being an Asshole

27 February 2017 05:01 - by Tom Skulldaney

After deciding one day not to be such an asshole I found myself with a lot more time on my hands. I had spent all my life being told, “If you weren’t such an asshole things would be a lot better around here.” It was something I’d heard over and over again. In the end, I was […]

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The End of the End of Love, is the Beginning of Love

The End of the End of Love, is the Beginning of Love

27 February 2017 05:00 - by One Tongue Johnny

Having bad experiences with love (or at least towards the end of love) can lead to a certain ‘defensive’ tendency. Whether your love ended through your own shortcomings, or through the failings of another, there is no need to put up this ‘wall.’ The point is not to be for or against it.

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Pillory and Paddle

Pillory and Paddle

26 February 2017 05:04 - by Tom Skulldaney

There is a politician who is universally disliked except by the people who keep sending her back to the House of Representatives. Please don’t do that anymore. If you feel that strongly about the woman keep her at home. She is the only person who ever made me truly regret having given up on the […]

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My open letter to the guy crossing the street against traffic without looking up

My open letter to the guy crossing the street against traffic without looking up

25 February 2017 08:29 - by Tim Jones

Dear person who never looks up while crossing the street, no matter how much traffic there is, Hey, how’s it going? I hope I didn’t interrupt you from anything important. Please, by all means, go ahead and finish texting LOL to your friend Brad. Don’t forget the smiley face emoticon. Your text is far more […]

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Who are the Real Individualists in UK Politics?

Who are the Real Individualists in UK Politics?

25 February 2017 05:02 - by One Tongue Johnny

The ‘economic individualism/economic collectivism’ dichotomy is so idiotic, I wish it could be binned, preferably along with those who propagate it. Welfare and the NHS, designed to relieve and alleviate the suffering of real people, rather than of meaningless abstractions, are much less ‘collectivist’ concerns than the Tory veneration of ‘the economy’ and ‘the national […]

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Are Secular ‘Islamophobes’ the Only True Friends Muslims Have?

Are Secular ‘Islamophobes’ the Only True Friends Muslims Have?

25 February 2017 05:01 - by One Tongue Johnny

Suppose I told you this was the result of a conversation I had with a dear friend? Let’s call her Fatima. Suppose that, however, were only a pretext for a dialogue I imagined myself? Never mind. One way or another, we are here… And we are here now. *** ONE TONGUE JOHNNY: It’s interesting that […]

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STOP THE TYRANNY OF FACTS! Check Your Privilege, and STOP VIOLATING MY INTUITIONS

STOP THE TYRANNY OF FACTS! Check Your Privilege, and STOP VIOLATING MY INTUITIONS

25 February 2017 05:00 - by One Tongue Johnny

As I just commented to some friends on Facebook about this HORRIBLE article… We have to do something about the plague of #altliterarycritique! We truly are in a post-Derridean age, where arbitrary social constructs just don’t matter any more, and anyone can just push their so-called FACTS on us without expecting some sort of radical […]

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Demagoonery

Demagoonery

24 February 2017 05:01 - by Tom Skulldaney

If demagoguery plays to our prejudices and fears, then demagoonery adds our gullibility and a dearth of honest information to the mix. Here’s an example: During Obama’s second term the stock market did a little 50 point dipsy doodle. One side blasted out, “Market Tumbles in Response to Obama Economic Disaster.” The other side said, […]

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NASA Continues Search for Planets Where Government More Favorable to Funding Space Exploration

NASA Continues Search for Planets Where Government More Favorable to Funding Space Exploration

24 February 2017 04:59 - by J.B. Riggs

A panel of experts unveiled seven earth-sized planets only 235,145,014,927,344 miles from Earth (where we live), three of which may posses the proper conditions for Pokemon. This is only the latest milestone in an ongoing search to identify alien governments that may be more willing to fund NASA’s budget than the U.S. government. “It’s immensely […]

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