My Fight with the Scale
I’m warning you. Do not purchase smart appliances. First, I bought a smart refrigerator. That was okay, it reminded me when I needed milk, or eggs, or something else. The mistake was buying a smart scale. Now they have both…
‘Throwing Calculus Textbook At Doppelganger Not Best Decision,’ Says Frustrated Undergraduate Attending Summer Session
Central Iowa. 20-year-old Roger Lansky, an undergraduate student currently attending Summer Session at Loran University, confessed last week that his act of throwing a 458-page Calculus textbook at a doppelganger hiding in the wall behind him may not have been…
College Graduate With Education Degree Can’t Wait To Be Overwhelmed By Horrible Students, ‘Impossible-To-Satisfy’ Parents, And Corrupt Administrators Next Fall
La Crosse, Wisconsin. Having recently completed an intensely strenuous amount of coursework that thoroughly burned him out and almost deprived him of his will to keep living, Jeremy Mathews, 24, confessed at his graduation party in late June that he…
Another Case Of Wild Polio Reported In East Africa
Mozambique has become the latest African country to report a new case of wild polio. For this country, this is the first reported case in three decades. Mozambique Confirms Rare Case Of Polio Mozambique this week confirmed that it has…
Turkey Says No To Sweden And Finland Joining NATO
Turkey this week cast a wrench into the works by opposing applications by Sweden and Finland to join NATO. Turkey is claiming security concerns. Turkey Opposes Sweden & Finland NATO Bid While Turkey’s president has insisted that he will continue…
Canada Pulls The Tigger By Banning Huawei And ZTE
Canada has finally decided to ban from its 5G network Huawei and ZTE. It remains to be seen if and how the Chinese government plans on retaliating. Canada Finally Bans Huawei And ZTE From 5G Canada this week became the…
Putin Exasperated With Belarus!
Moscow, Russia. This is a follow-up to my story from Belarus entitled, “Communist Party No More!” I am wandering thru the many hallways and corridors of the Kremlin. I have an all-access press credential. The Kremlin is quite large as…
Missing People Numbers Continue To Rise In Mexico
Mexico is facing a problem of epic proportions. Since 1964, more than 100,000 people have been reported missing – and this number continues to grow. Mexico’s Missing People Problem Is Growing Mexico’s Interior Ministry has confirmed that since 1964, more…
Taliban Demand Change
I was in New York City and bumped into someone from the Taliban leadership. I didn’t know you guys were in New York. He put his finger to his lips and made the sound, Shhhssss. At least he was dressed…
Biden Blameless
Byline: Zajacz, Washington beat. I was walking down the corridor of the old Treasury building. It was built before air-conditioning and consequently has high ceilings, wide hallways, and is poorly lit. I don’t know why they won’t switch to LEDs. …