Pentagon Plans War with China to Make Coronavirus Death Toll Not Seem as Bad
ARLINGTON, VA – Classified documents leaked over the weekend show that the Department of Defense has been planning airstrikes and subsequent troop deployments in China in an effort to minimize the perceived harm caused by the coronavirus. The documents, entitled…
Players’ favourite games at the casino
Ever walked into a casino and were struck by the busy floor and hundreds of game tables and slots on offer? Nowadays, casinos offer a huge selection of games, rivalled only by the online casinos who can expand into as…
Rock the Vote:
Mission Statement of “Rock the Vote to Make America Great Again” (RVMAGA): Our pending non-profit, housed in a converted RV, exists to counter voter fraud and far-left election manipulation, purging the rolls of those who shouldn’t be registered to vote….
Easy Student Side Hustles That You Can Do From Home
For most students, living on a tight budget has become a way of life. Even if you are lucky enough to have money sent to you from your parents or a part-time job that pays you some extra cash, student…
Phone Call Between Putin and Trump Regarding Value of American Lives
T: How much you paying them? P: $100,000 for each stinking American life. T: You’re shitting me. They’re not worth 2 cents. P: You pull my pud, Donny Boy – T: Feel good? Ha, ha! P: Hmmmmski… T: They’re SOLDIERS, for…
Here LIES the Trump Administration, 2016-2020 Trump’s Choices for Its Gravestone Epitaph
Frank Sinatra’s gravestone epitaph optimistically proclaims, “The Best is Yet to Come.” Johnny Cash’s memorial, maybe contemplating Lucifer and St. Peter vying for his presence, wryly notes “I Walk the Line” as a final farewell. Caustic comedian Rodney Dangerfield saw…
Sox/Yanks Broadcasting Booth Base Brawl: MLB’s Return on Fox
(October, 2020) Fox had heretofore deemed baseball too civilized, but seeing the newsworthiness of a sport on tilt with ugly negotiations, bitter tweets, and a cheating scandal barely in its rearview mirror, the decision to replicate its political approach broadcasting…
RAP TRUMP: A HAMILTONIAN MUSICAL OF AND FOR OUR TIMES
Hamilton brought history to a new generation. Rap Trump seeks the same at a time when the original has returned to the Disney Channel. Kanye West plays Donald Trump [T]; Queen Latifah plays Nancy Pelosi [P]; and Lin-Manuel Miranda plays…
Trumpisms 10.0 by Richard Seltzer
335 Satan is a great composer. His sin-phonies are epic. Especially his Trumplandia in B Flat Minor. 336 Millions of teenagers are now having a premature senior moment — their gradu-wait-ion ceremony. 337 An apt quote from Oliver Wendell Holmes:…
Mutharika Makes Statement On Vampires
As the world becomes a smaller place thanks to digital technology, it’s becoming easier than ever to pass ideas from one culture to another. Digital streaming means that we can view films that were made in other countries and in…