Nasty Politician Memes

Nasty Politician Memes

20 December 2016 05:13 - by Wallace Runnymede

War in Yemen, William Hague, Dick Cheney, Samantha Power, Obama… Gotta love these guys!

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Germany Prepares to Prosecute Millions for Insulting Donald Trump in 2017

Germany Prepares to Prosecute Millions for Insulting Donald Trump in 2017

19 December 2016 05:40 - by Dan Geddes

BERLIN – Germany’s law against insulting the leaders of foreign governments will be put to the ultimate test when billionaire Twitter personality Donald Trump is sworn in as President of the United States in January 2017. Insulting President-Elect Donald Trump has become a favorite pastime and even personal crusade for millions of disillusioned people across […]

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(Meme): Fuck you 2016? Really?

17 December 2016 11:46 - by One Tongue Johnny

Looks like we have had some other pretty nasty years too…

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Glossy News Classics (III): Kilroy’s ‘4 Out of 5 Republicans in Anonymous Survey Admit to Liking Dick’

Glossy News Classics (III): Kilroy’s ‘4 Out of 5 Republicans in Anonymous Survey Admit to Liking Dick’

17 December 2016 05:55 - by Glossy News Classics

NOTE FROM WALLACE: Some satire is refined, sophisticated, and classy; see, for example, “The Satirist” of Dan Geddes. But sometimes, you can’t be arsed with a steak filet, and you just want a nice, greasy, roadkill hamburger! I hope you will perceive this as one of the most pointedly prominent Dick jokes in the history […]

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Slavoj Zizek Joins the Pervert Cinema on Youtube

Slavoj Zizek Joins the Pervert Cinema on Youtube

15 December 2016 06:00 - by Wallace Runnymede

Not everyone knows who Slavoj Zizek is… But there are those who do! It’s great to see this parody artist doing an INCREDIBLY convincing parody of Zizek’s mannerism and common phrases. Not sure whether how far the lyrical content can be considered direct quotes or even paraphrases of Zizek’s work? Some of sounds like it’s […]

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Good Kill: A Good Anti-Recruitment Movie

Good Kill: A Good Anti-Recruitment Movie

14 December 2016 05:59 - by Laurie Calhoun

Good Kill (US release 2015), directed by Andrew Niccol, offers a somewhat surprising view of what has come to be known as “modern warfare”, focusing on the plight of drone operators who spend their work days at Creech Air Force Base “taking pot shots half a world away in an air conditioned cubicle”. Heavily and obviously […]

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Millennials and the Future of Canadian Casinos

Millennials and the Future of Canadian Casinos

13 December 2016 03:14 - by Dexter Sinistri

Online casino is a growing industry in Canada but changes in how players like to consume their games (and the type of games they like to play) could dictate the overall direction brands like William Hill and Betway develop in over the next few decades. There’s already some evidence to suggest that slot machines, in […]

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Trump Shakes Things Up with Bold Cabinet Appointments

Trump Shakes Things Up with Bold Cabinet Appointments

13 December 2016 08:15 - by Tim Jones

Donald Trump has wasted no time putting his signature on his new administration. In what some critics are calling a scarily bad case of Opposite Day, President-Elect Trump so far has chosen an Education Secretary who has never held any position in public education, a HUD Secretary with no previous experience dealing with public housing, […]

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Who Needs Real News When Fake News Is Way More Fun (It never stopped Fox News or Donald Trump)

Who Needs Real News When Fake News Is Way More Fun (It never stopped Fox News or Donald Trump)

13 December 2016 05:46 - by rfreed

Fake News Fer Sale! Git Yer Fake News Right Here! Suddenly fake news stories are the In Thing and do we have ’em here for you! Get in on the latest fad and power trip going- fake news stories! Amaze your friends! Harass your enemies! Embarrass your mom! We have them for you here in […]

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10 things that will define video games in the future

10 things that will define video games in the future

12 December 2016 06:00 - by Dexter Sinistri

Video games recently overtook music and movies as the world’s most popular pastime. So if you’re looking to avoid human contact, then prepare yourself for solitary gaming confinement with these thought-provoking gaming predictions.   Increased realism

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Five Ways a Trump Presidency is Like Gilligan’s Island

Five Ways a Trump Presidency is Like Gilligan’s Island

10 December 2016 10:34 - by Kilroy

Let me just say Richard Condon was wrong. The Manchurian Candidate is from Moscow and he ain’t brainwashed. Nothing about the recent election would make for a decently plausible political thriller or even proper parody. I know truth is stranger than fiction but damn! There is an eerie symmetry in reality sometimes, parallels between two […]

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Week 11: Texas A&M falls. Clemson, Alabama, Michigan Rise

10 December 2016 10:27 - by Brian K. White

Week 11: Texas A&M falls. Clemson, Alabama, Michigan Rise

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When Donald Met Nigel (A Comic Dialogue in Two Annoying Parts)

When Donald Met Nigel (A Comic Dialogue in Two Annoying Parts)

10 December 2016 05:54 - by Appleseed Ike

NOTE FROM WALLACE: Welcome Appleseed Ike, of Satirical Industrial Complex! This is Ike’s first piece for Glossy News. *** When you hear about a meeting between Donald and Nigel you’d stereotypically picture two ageing, dogmatic men. What happens is far worse than a stereotype. D- Hey British guy, why don’t you start by telling me about […]

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Acceptable Racism Breeds Unacceptable Racism

Acceptable Racism Breeds Unacceptable Racism

10 December 2016 05:26 - by One Tongue Johnny

Guess what? If you condemn moderate ‘honest brokers’ on the Israel issue and accuse them of ‘complicity with evil,’ then you open up the ground to bigots screaming ‘Zioliberal! Zionazi!’ If you insinuate Arabs and Eastern Europeans are animals who must be brought to heel via humanitarian aggression, then you legitimize leaders who talk about […]

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My Plan to Stop Racist Bigots (A Modest Proposal)

My Plan to Stop Racist Bigots (A Modest Proposal)

09 December 2016 06:25 - by One Tongue Johnny

I’m going to tolerate respectable MIC racism for decades and shout down anyone who starts imagining things and calling me a bigot. Then when my racism starts turning into genuinely indecent racism, I am going to let these ignorant right-wing bigots they have REALLY crossed a line.

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The Internet is Obsessing over the Trailer for Madonna’s Carpool Karaoke

The Internet is Obsessing over the Trailer for Madonna’s Carpool Karaoke

08 December 2016 09:34 - by Dexter Sinistri

Madonna may be pushing 60 years old, but that hasn’t stopped her showing yet again that she really can make a splash in the headlines! The American singer-songwriter is probably best known for the way she’s managed to reinvent herself over the past 30 years of her career and her latest publicity drive is definitely […]

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