Hotheads’ Violence caused by Hot Climates, Study finds

Hotheads’ Violence caused by Hot Climates, Study finds

08 April 2017 12:18 - by Benjamin Cain

Dateline: GREENLAND—A sociobiological study from Bigwig University in Ittoqqortoormiit, Greenland shows that the areas around the world with the hottest temperatures tend to be inhabited by more aggressive, bellicose peoples, or “hotheads,” as the study calls them, while colder zones are home to more peaceful, even timid populations. The team of scientists concludes that collective […]

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Amsterdam Infomercials on TV at Night are Just… Wow

Amsterdam Infomercials on TV at Night are Just… Wow

07 April 2017 05:01 - by Brian K. White

Returned from my Amsterdam trip last week and oh boy the things I learned. Apparently in the US, unbridled violence is just fine, while the vaguest hints of breasts are completely unacceptable. It’s a pretty weird dichotomy, but apparently, this is just how us Americans roll.

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In his Lonely Hour, Trump Embraces the Swamp

In his Lonely Hour, Trump Embraces the Swamp

05 April 2017 05:01 - by Chris Vila

April arrives, and like seasons, brings cherry blossoms to bloom in Washington D.C. One side or another deflowers the hopes of Liberty or the Peace  Movement. Trump has embraced warfare and the welfare state. The swamp will take away the bloom from the wild Irish rose.

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When the President-Elect Changed his Mind

When the President-Elect Changed his Mind

03 April 2017 02:50 - by Dexter Sinistri

In American politics, the only constant these days is change. This shouldn’t come as a surprise, though, since that’s what most people have voted for – one can’t be sure this was what they had in mind, though, but this is the situation we have to work with. Change is constant and has been a […]

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Man with Skin Cancer loathes Doctors, Dies without Medical Treatment

Man with Skin Cancer loathes Doctors, Dies without Medical Treatment

02 April 2017 01:02 - by Benjamin Cain

Dateline: NEW JERSEY—Morris Berbowski, a 53 year-old man, died from skin cancer after refusing to be treated by any doctor for seven years, because he couldn’t find one who wasn’t “a condescending douchebag.” Seven years ago, Berbowski did show a doctor an embarrassing rash that had developed on his legs and backside, but was traumatized […]

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Glossy News Podcast — 073 (April 1st, 2017)

Glossy News Podcast — 073 (April 1st, 2017)

02 April 2017 12:55 - by Brian K. White

The 4K/UHD podcast is back with a whole new bunch of crazy, fun stuff for 2017. * My six year old decided to give up on his dreams of being a cop in favor of being a software (game) programmer. No, he made this choice because his MUCH older brother Brendan wants to make video […]

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(Meme): A Lesson from the Donald

(Meme): A Lesson from the Donald

01 April 2017 05:00 - by Wallace Runnymede

THIS IS NOT AN UNPATRIOTIC MEME THIS IS NOT AN UNPATRIOTIC MEME THIS IS NOT AN UNPATRIOTIC MEME THIS IS NOT AN UNPATRIOTIC MEME THIS IS NOT AN UNPATRIOTIC MEME

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Glossy News Emailing List

Glossy News Emailing List

31 March 2017 05:13 - by Editorials and Announcements

We’re currently compiling a mailing list for Glossy News. This is ‘opt-in’ only, rather than ‘opt out,’ because this way is more ethical. Whether or not you’ve had any dealings with us in the past, if you’d like to be added, please send an email to wallacerunnymede@gmail.com. Or if you’re really pushed for time, just […]

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“Diversity” is as “Diversity” Does

“Diversity” is as “Diversity” Does

29 March 2017 05:00 - by Wallace Runnymede

Gotta love diversity! You can be a hater in pretty much any way you want, and that’s OK, because ‘diversity’ is meritorious in itself. If ‘diversity’ means cultural enrichment from Salafi Jihadists, Neo-Nazis, Alt-Right bigots, Holocaust deniers, Humanitarian Interventionists, Anti-Vaxxers, Anti-Semites, Muslimophobes, the anti-Islamophobia industry & regressive leftist community, Marxist hatemongers, Fascist fools, Kippers, Trots, […]

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Bush Memes: Dead Dynasty, but their Devastation Lives On….

Bush Memes: Dead Dynasty, but their Devastation Lives On….

28 March 2017 05:00 - by Wallace Runnymede

YOU WILL SUBMIT YOU WILL SUBMIT YOU WILL SUBMIT

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Here Come the Trots: The Best Trotskyite Chat-Up Lines for Discerning Middle-Class Bachelors

Here Come the Trots: The Best Trotskyite Chat-Up Lines for Discerning Middle-Class Bachelors

27 March 2017 05:01 - by Wallace Runnymede

Everybody loves a good Trot. These lovers have got it all: Sobriety, solemnity, petit-bourgeois decency, and best of all… An utter crapload of unrelieved sexual frustration! I coulda said ‘planet-sized intellect’ too, but… Nah! Have a go with these and see how much progress you actually make… Who’s hot to Trot? And who do women […]

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Stalinism Has Never Been So Funny… Or Ridiculous. A Social Justice Joke

Stalinism Has Never Been So Funny… Or Ridiculous. A Social Justice Joke

26 March 2017 05:01 - by One Tongue Johnny

You ever hear the one about the Stalinist SJW?

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