Biden Offers Trump Cabinet Post as Beppo The Clown
In a bid to unite a divided America President Elect Joe Biden has stretched out the hand of reconciliation to the Republicans and Trump’s loyal supporter base by offering the outgoing president a place in his new administration. However, the…
Trump To Spend Christmas in Jail as Santa
Swiftly on the back of the President finally growing up and accepting that the majority of Americans prefer a decent human being to him, Donald Trump has announced his Christmas plans. He is to spend the holiday in a cell…
Why Visiting Ottawa Is Highly Recommended?
Travelling wherever it is, is fun and exciting, especially if you are joined by people close to your heart. There are a lot of places to visit, you can go to different places around the world, if you have funds…
What to Expect from the New FIFA 21 Video Game?
One thing that you can always be confident about in this ever-changing and confusing world is the launch of the new series of FIFA video games. Electronic Arts (EA) has never missed coming out with a newer version of the…
Biden Inauguration Shocker – Harris to Attend Dressed as Darth Vader
The world is still reeling from the news that President Elect Joe Biden plans to ride a lion to his inauguration ceremony in January 2021, and that the ex-circus beast will be fitted with a latex mask of Donald Trump’s…
#MeToo!!!
I’m proud to say: I am now officially a member of the Me Too movement. I know: I’m a man; but men can be members too. It’s not gender that determines eligibility; it’s compassion, consideration, kindness, understanding, and of course,…
DISASTER: Just When You Thought 2020 Couldn’t Get Any Worse, Circus Peanut Butter
In a cruel twist of fate, Spangler Candy Company announced it would begin an all-out campaign of inhumane gustatory warfare upon the tastebuds of the American public with the release of their newest product, circus peanut butter. Made from semi-liquified…
Trump Shows Off New ‘Hand Enlargement’ Surgery To Red Neck Protesters
President Trump has been keeping a low profile since the results of the 2020 election were announced. His low profile has nothing to do with the fact that he got a drubbing from Biden, and America wants to turf his…
Biden to ‘Ride Trump Lion’ to Inauguration
In a surprisingly politically insensitive move, President Elect Joe Biden has announced that he is to go to his inauguration ceremony next January riding a lion that has been fitted with a prosthetic latex mask of ex-US president (we all…
GOTCHA! – Fox’s Unbroadcasted ‘Biden vs. Trump’ Secret Debate was Fake News!
In an outstanding piece of investigative journalism carried out by UK gardening magazine Thyme’s roving reporter Ms Tildy Truth, it has been discovered that Fox News’ claim of a secret ‘final’ debate between the two presidential hopefuls was a lie….