Honest Adolph Changes

Honest Adolph Changes

03 September 2017 06:45 - by Wallace Runnymede

Some changes have been made to sequence and content of the most recent Honest Adolph chapters. The online serial has now been updated. More chapters are coming soon. On Tuesday 5 September, Saul has a terrifying dream about an unlikely friend.

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Chapter 16: Mexican Roulette? (Honest Adolph Chapter 16)

Chapter 16: Mexican Roulette? (Honest Adolph Chapter 16)

02 September 2017 05:56 - by Wallace's Books

Palmer Miller leered at Jesse Chavez. “Ya see this fuckin’ hand, Chico?” he smirked. Jesse scowled and batted it away. “You poor little gringo boys are all mouth and no cojones!” he spat.

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Chapter 15: Townhall Empire? (Honest Adolph Volume III)

Chapter 15: Townhall Empire? (Honest Adolph Volume III)

02 September 2017 05:54 - by Wallace's Books

Adolph Adams finally stood up. His candidature was finally to begin, at this small ‘fringe’ event. His bald head shimmered a little under the uneasy light.

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Chapter 14: Metaphysical Genocide (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

Chapter 14: Metaphysical Genocide (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

02 September 2017 05:52 - by Wallace's Books

Honest Adolph finally set the phone down. Troubled and tormented, The Electric Quaker gazed at his half-ironic John Woolman volume. Such a pioneer!

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Chapter 13: Big Trouble With Little Pimps

Chapter 13: Big Trouble With Little Pimps

02 September 2017 05:49 - by Wallace's Books

At 6 am, the cleaner finally came round. She gazed helplessly at Dickie. She knew who held all the power here.

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‘Fearless Romantic Charmer’ (Creep?) Marries Bradford Lass After 100 Unexpected Cafe Visits (1/2)

‘Fearless Romantic Charmer’ (Creep?) Marries Bradford Lass After 100 Unexpected Cafe Visits (1/2)

02 September 2017 07:00 - by Wallace Runnymede

A hearty Yorkshire lass from Bradford has finally married the lad of her dreams, after the dogged persistence of her beau-to-be finally won her round. Lucy Scappaticci, who works at the Baker’s End Cafe, first noticed Wee Davie Singh when he staggered in one morning after a heavy work session of World of Warcraft.

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Antifa Anti-Jokes: The First One to Laugh Gets a Whack

Antifa Anti-Jokes: The First One to Laugh Gets a Whack

01 September 2017 06:55 - by Wallace Runnymede

NO MORE MCDONALDS Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the decadent late-capitalist neoliberal bourgeoisie have colonized agriculture, and made it impossible for chickens to thrive and flourish without seeking a more hospitable working environment.

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Virgin-Baiting Taylor Swift: Mainstream Establishment Feminism Versus Woman Singers

Virgin-Baiting Taylor Swift: Mainstream Establishment Feminism Versus Woman Singers

01 September 2017 06:55 - by One Tongue Johnny

The PC view from the mainstream feminist establishment is that Taylor Swift’s ‘Love Story’ is misogynisticTalk about First World Problems! Here’s a nice little Exhibit A of this simplistic and crude misrepresentation of this song (it discusses some other songs too):

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Heathrow Discrimination Case: Air Traffic Controller Exposed as an Orchestra Conductor

Heathrow Discrimination Case: Air Traffic Controller Exposed as an Orchestra Conductor

30 August 2017 06:54 - by Stephen Philip Druce

Heathrow airport air traffic controller Adam Powis 51, has been exposed as an orchestra conductor and subsequently sacked. Heathrow boss Tom Stacey commented:

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Thanks Guys! New York Times Article Convinces Me to Become a Nazi

Thanks Guys! New York Times Article Convinces Me to Become a Nazi

30 August 2017 06:40 - by One Tongue Johnny

Apparently, the Soviet Union wasn’t all bad. Women actually had more orgasms in East Germany than West Germany.

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NFL Roster Cut Down Deadline: Notable Considerations

NFL Roster Cut Down Deadline: Notable Considerations

29 August 2017 08:27 - by Dexter Sinistri

There have been varied opinions on the expectations the NFL has for general managers to cut their roster down from 93 to 53 in just a single day. Remember, this is a process that used to take place over a period of two weeks.

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Labour MP Naz Shah Tells Yazidi ISIS Victims to ‘Shut Up’

Labour MP Naz Shah Tells Yazidi ISIS Victims to ‘Shut Up’

28 August 2017 09:25 - by Wallace Runnymede

After recently retweeting a comment saying Rotherham rape victims should shut up for the good of diversity, prominent George Galloway critic and moderate socialist intellectual Naz Shah has ended up in even bigger trouble. A satirical Twitter account, parodying prominent conservative journalist and rowdy anti-imperialist pseudo-Marxist polemicist Peter Hitchens recently said:

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Religious People Who Judge Atheists & Agnostics Have Forgotten Something Important

Religious People Who Judge Atheists & Agnostics Have Forgotten Something Important

27 August 2017 03:19 - by One Tongue Johnny

When people judge atheists and agnostics, they forget that faith, religion, spirituality are supposed to serve certain ends.

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Evening Standard’s Editorial on Students & Immigration: Prudence or PC Rhetoric?

Evening Standard’s Editorial on Students & Immigration: Prudence or PC Rhetoric?

27 August 2017 07:16 - by One Tongue Johnny

A recent editorial from the Evening Standard is interesting both on account of one key strength, and one key weakness. First of all, the good news. The article does warn against a one-sided immigration policy.

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President Trump Murders Alt Right Conservatives, their Ghosts still Support him

President Trump Murders Alt Right Conservatives, their Ghosts still Support him

26 August 2017 08:14 - by Benjamin Cain

Dateline: TRUMPLAND—After President Trump ordered that all of his alt right supporters be systematically murdered, their ghosts said that they still support the president. Mr. Trump tweeted that he was grateful for their continuing support.

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Software: Do not Expose Your Computer to Danger

Software: Do not Expose Your Computer to Danger

26 August 2017 07:18 - by Dexter Sinistri

Our modern world is hard to imagine without the latest technology. Every minute a software developer creates something new, or upgrades the older versions of different devices and programs. And there is nothing wrong with that, because changes are intended to improve the quality of products.

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