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The Big Brexit Betrayal! Top Tory Caught in Erotic Tryst with German Leader! Click the Video Now!
There’s been a lot of talk about a big Brexit betrayal. Even centrist Euronationalists have had to acknowledge the ‘betrayal’ narrative, so they can make their customary feeble attempts to ‘refute’ it! But the greatest Brexit betrayal of all is…
What Kind of Immigration System Will We Have Post-Brexit? Ask Newsthump!
A funny story from the satire outlet Newsthump humorously portrays Jeremy Corbyn in terms of a common British trope: the ‘angry old man’ who doesn’t like ‘foreigners,’ is overly critical of immigration, and is very defensive about the economic interests…
Theresa May’s Biggest Brexit Gaffe: “I’ve United the Country Like Nobody Else in History Has Ever Done!”
Arrogant Tory centrist Theresa May has hit yet another new low in the Brexit negotiations. Her biggest blunder yet seems to demonstrate she has about as much self-understanding and self-irony as notorious chemically-insane world-historical fantasist Tony Blair! I am quite…
Songs for Europe: Top Brexit Anthems of 2018! (Now That’s What I call Brexishambles: Guest Post From Maximilian Stirling)
Maximilian Stirling has dropped a bangin’ playlist of the most depressing Brexit songs of today. Hear ’em and weep! (No, ACTUALLY weep)… Food, Adequate Food! You Gotta Pick A Potato Or Two I’m In With The Innovative Jam Crowd My…
Feeble & Unstable: An Ode To Theresa May’s Weak & Wobbly Brexit!
Theresa the Appeaser No Brussels lout could ever Dare corrupt and sleaze ‘er There was no reason to fill her pockets, darkly
Today’s Woke Nonsense Round-Up: Black Britain, Brexit & Bloody Human Rights Abusers!
White Nationalists Due to Be Triggered by Lack of White Britons in Ancient UK Oh dear. It just so turns out the Ethnonationalists are basing their ideas on pseudo-science. Britons from 10 000 years ago weren’t ‘white.’
DUP Unveils NI Brexit Strategy: Built Fleet of Unsinkable Ships at Harland & Wolff
The DUP have finally revealed their Brexit strategy.
Brexit Exposes Large Scale Corruption By EU Farmers
The UK Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs (DEFRA) has revealed that it is investigating nearly five hundred UK farms. All the investigations relate to the illegal claiming of EU farm subsidies.
Brexit Voters To Face Prosecution
Activists from the EU referendum Remain Campaign are continuing with plans to pursue criminal prosecutions for many of those who voted to leave the EU. ‘We do not wish to be divisive or retaliatory,’ said a spokesman for the activists,…
Michael Gove EXPLODES! “Coronavirus Policy is Being Taken Over By EXPERTS!”
After railing for years against billionaire purple property luvvies and experts, Michael Gove is furious the Tories have finally succumbed to the siren song of mainstream science.