Cash for Tats
[Naming Rights: Athletes’ Product Endorsements] A Croatian soccer player recently got paid to tattoo a product endorsement on his body. NASCAR driver outfits look like walking billboards, and other American sports have added uniform advertising. Athletes who show skin…
Soya
Do you check the ingredients before cooking ? Are you sure, read on. From where comes the Soya Sauce ? I am still looking of course. Is it anywhere to be seen ? In fact, where has the Soya Bean….
Old Soldiers Never Die
The General sat on the top of his horse, Leading his troops in battle, of course. “When they sound the advance, don’t go into a dance, just follow my sign and move off in line. Follow me as I go,…
Wannabe a Lawyer!
When I was young, I graduated from accounting school. I wanted to go on to law school.They told me, “For law school, we need to know how big your balls are”.I refused to let them touch my balls. They told me…
Custer
Do we really know what happened at the battle of The Greasy Grass. Known as, Custer’s Last Stand. Here is the truth behind the myth. General Custer learned to dance, but it did no help his troops to advance. To…
James Bragg
Olympics Committee Ban Entrant Have you ever tried getting into a paper bag ? This is the amazing story of a person that did and in doing so, left his mark on The Great American Songbook Of how one hit…
Memo: Principal Peter Principle’s Reminders as Teachers Return to In-Person Learning
To: Faculty, Monument High School From: Principal Peter Principle — Excited about your complete return to in-person student contacts. — Don’t fret learning consequences: We’ve arranged sub pool, some with teaching credentials, in the eventuality you’re hospitalized, or die, from…
Dear Horticulturalists at the Botanical Garden
I am a regular visitor. I want your job. I’ve been working for four attorneys who do child abuse cases for twenty-two years. I’m over it. I would like to prune the Queen Elizabeth roses in the rose garden because that…
From the desk of the Cood Day TOTed President Donald John TRUMP!
Yesterday morning I ordered all federal state and local Republican Politicians to kill themselves by sticking a shotgun in their mouths and pulling the trigger where their FAMILIES CAN FIND THEM! There nothing but gutless coward Rinos!! SO WHAT I…
Archeologists Announce that Newly Discovered Dead Sea Scroll Fragments Will be Released as a DLC Expansion Pack for $69.99
JERUSALEM, ISRAEL- The team of archeologists who discovered new Dead Sea Scroll fragments have launched the contents in the form of a DLC as a Bible expansion pack. “The holy scripture is 1700 years overdue for some new content,” a…