MSNBC: “Donald Trump Maintains Resounding 90% Approval Rating… In Russia!”
The cutting-edge liberal journalists of MSNBC have recently provided some astonishing revelations about the POTUS. The home of Rachel Maddow, Keith Olbermann, and other people slightly to the left of Fox News and Infowars, has recently come up with some…
Avoiding Fuel Poverty: A Serious Guide
OK, so this one is not satirical! Fuel poverty is a big problem in the UK, USA, India, China, and many other countries. But I’ve actually found a way to balance saving money on heating, with avoiding getting unwell from…
Right-Wing Media Finally Embrace SJWs
Shona Grammy and Super Bill Frieli from Weasel News broke down in tears yesterday when they realized that the people they had been dismissing for years as “Whiney, crybaby Reddit SJWs” were actually people just like them.
Capitalism Undermined Every Day by Well-Heeled, Homeless, Entitled Middle-Class Scroungers
The national magazine sold exclusively by the homeless, Big Woop, has faced many damning criticisms in its time. Allegations abound of aggressive selling techniques which are harming the Universal Beltway Interest of Our Common Humanity and/or that of the Golden…
Richard Littlejohn and Polly Toynbee Finally Reach Consensus
This is an excerpt from the debate I hosted between Richard Littlejohn and Polly Toynbee on a well known, highly-respected and thoroughly unbiased media outlet. Have a look; just in case you, by any strange chance, managed to miss it….
Bill O’Reilly’s “Blue Sky Denialism” Controversy
Democratic politician Barney Frank may be retired now, but he’s still enjoying (as much as ever!) the witty repartee and genial jousting in the Fox News studio. Yup! A Bill O’Reilly clip has just gone viral, where the Fox commentator…
Republications Tomorrow from Another Great Satire Outlet: & Should You Cut or Grow the Pie?
I’ve written for many satire outlets in the past. One of the first ones I ever wrote for, apart from Glossy News (remember to like our Facebook page!) is The Spoof. This is one of the more prolific satire sites…
Dodgy, Machiavellian “House of Cards” Creep Thinks UKIP is Too Extreme for Him
The sinister, sleazy Creep-in-Chief from House of Cards has decided that things have gone too far. Wild as he is, even UKIP is too much.
Sexual Battle Lines drawn between Toxically Masculine Trolls & Devious Lesbian Feminists, Argues Social Scientist
Dateline: WHYNOT, NC—Hermann Gunzenhauser, a social scientist at True Dat University, has published a paper extrapolating the long-term effects of the proliferating allegations of sexual harassment and molestation in the entertainment industry and in government, business, and all other social…
How Did I Get our Facebook Page to Take Off? Advice for Bloggers…
It’s very important for satire sites to get a page on Facebook. So it’s not surprising that Glossy News has our own Facebook page. (Don’t forget to like it, after you’ve shared this article!) But for quite a while, our…