Category: Politics
Totalitarian Tenets to be Tenaciously Tendered via Trump Tweet
‘Orwellian Obedience is Ordered to be Ordinarily Observed,’ says first Tenet via Trump Tweet. “We’re going to win so much, you’ll get sick of winning,” begins a statement released today by Kellyanne Conway, Donald Trump’s transition team spokesperson and former…
Trump’s List Of Things To Do On His First Day In Office.
Trump’s List Of Thing To Do On His First Day In Office. Have Hillary and Bill ‘mysteriously’ disappear. Finalize deal with Putin on co-overseeing Russia’s oil industry.
The Machiavellian Guide To Becoming President
The Machiavellian Guide To Becoming President (as channeled from the nether worlds to his humble servants Donald Trump and rfreed) Note to the historically impaired – Niccolò Machiavelli was a 15th century historian, writer and politician who emphasized using the…
Dynasty’s End? The ‘Annus Horribilis’ of Hill & Bill Clinton
One of the many unfortunate outcomes of 2016 is the denial of influence rendered to one Bill Clinton. Riding #IMWITHHER were many odd bedfellows. The Clinton Foundation, and her sister Clinton Global Initiative, had raised untold millions, right up until Election Day,…
Hillary Wears Pantsuit to Beaver Shot Showdown
Hillary was once again embarrassed by a Trump. But this time it was Melania. The gamey Mrs. Clinton accepted the challenge but was woefully unprepared to compete with the lovely Mrs. Trump who was dressed in a beautiful ensemble of…
Donald Trump’s Latest Conspiratorial Rant: ‘The Jews Control Israel’ (2/2)
Last time: TRUMP: The Jews! Incredible. The Jews control Israel. Unbelievable. Believe me, this is yuuuge. JAKE TAPPER: OK, I’m buying it. But what about some of our more sceptical viewers out there? What’s your message for them? The story…
Donald Trump’s Latest Conspiratorial Rant: ‘The Jews Control Israel’ (1/2)
Rambunctious Orange Lives Matter Civil Activist and Pitiful Nazicon Stooge Donald Trump has recently delivered another hate-ridden tirade. After his edgy pre-election comments on ‘Latino rapists’ and ‘banning Muslims,’ Jake Tapper’s recent interview shows the Donald propagating a bizarre anti-Semitic…
Mysterious Trot Infestation in Yorkshire
Raping in the Name of: Mysterious Trot Infestation in Yorkshire Leaves Potential Sex Offenders Shaking Their Dicks!!! Not so long ago, I spoke about my not so intimate encounter with the Hyde Park Trots in Leeds, Yorkshire.
CIA Digs up Dirt on President Trump, Forms New Planet
Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.–In response to President-elect Donald Trump’s denigrating the American intelligence community, the CIA dug up a planet of dirt on Trump, altering the Earth’s gravitational field. The American intelligence community was united in its assessment that Russia hacked…
U.S. Establishes Ministry of Truth to Combat Fake News
WASHINGTON – In response to the growing epidemic of “fake news,” President Obama today announced the creation of a new department of the federal government, the Ministry of Truth.