Category: Politics

Fiscally responsible coke-ridden cockwomble Boris Johnson has furiously denounced Jeremy Corbyn’s ‘grossly opportunistic and uncompassionate‘ calls for a zero-tolerance approach to white supremacist terrorism.

After decades of bad PR from a number of the most disreputable celebrities on Earth, America’s best-loved soft drinks company is finally getting rid of their universally beloved mascot. There is one drink, and one drink only, that offers such…

President Donald Trump and first lady Melania Trump participated in the annual turkey pardon on Tuesday afternoon in the White House Rose Garden. Justice was served alongside stuffing and cranberry sauce, as Trump made his official decision. For the second…

The recent death of the ISIS caliph has shaken the world! Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is likely to remembered for a long time as a flamboyant and highly controversial figure who is widely known for his alternative music (grand) wizardry and…

When results came in from the polls this month, the United States had its first case of bipartisan joint custody for a political office, as a way of finally settling a domestic dispute between both of Kentucky’s state governors. And…

During his tenure as President of the United States, Donald Trump has repeatedly demonstrated a tendency toward outrageous and mercurial behavior. He took office vowing to build the now infamous Wall that Mexico would surely pay for. He expressed awe…

Crazy cat bachelor and flamboyant Glastonbury fashionista Caliph Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi has ended with a little spot of bother after splitting hell wide open in Episode II of ‘Quite Possibly Purely FAKE and Imaginary American Terrorist Assassinations.’ GUESS WHAT HAPPENED…

After Stormzy’s epic ‘fuck Boris’ musical chairs rant, and a rather ineffective response by the Great Man of History himself, the Master of the Universe is finally back on fine form! Over the course of his world propaganda tour of…