Category: Politics
Thoughts For The New Year
Since when has it been OK to put chocolate in breakfast cereal? If both cars and cows are contributing to global warming, why don’t we just cut the problem in half and ride cows to work?
Exclusive! Hacked Email Reveals Origins of Trump’s Tweets
Glossy News has exclusively obtained a confidential email sent by White House intern ……………… to his mother, which discloses the genesis of the President’s insults
Church of Scientology Offer Asylum to (Former) President Trump
Meth-guzzling 60s psychedelic lunatics and dollar-loving all-American Kool Aid hustlers the “Church” of Scientology have show solidarity with fellow deranged plutocrat Donald J. Trump, and offered him refuge from political persecution.
SAD! Trump’s ‘FAKE’ Tax Returns Leaked to New York Times!
ED: A hearty festive welcome back to Dan Geddes of another side-splitting online publication, The Satirist! WASHINGTON, DC – The New York Times has published the personal tax returns of President Donald Trump, precipitating a media frenzy on both sides of the…
Excremental Attacks on President Remain a Mystery
The first incident was not actually October 22 on the South Lawn of the White House, as has been widely reported.
Xmas Horror! Three Wise Men from the East Shot at Eastern Border of Trump’s America (Parable)
We all love a cuddly, heart-warming Xmas story, but this time, we’re heading more into Grinchy territory. Not to be confused with Gingrinchy territory… It was a cold, cold winter’s evening, and three shivering silhouttes hurled themselves out of their…
Highly-Strung Cokehead Who Says “F**K Business!” Worried Nobody Wants to Invest in His Country!
Hysterical overfed chufterstain and perpetually confused London superluvvie Boris Hugh Coogan Lily Lineker De Pfeffel Johnson has recently lamented the lack of business investment that is seriously hindering his coke-ridden Brexit Boom he promised and/or threatened us with a few…
Er, What?! Britain First Leader Acquitted of Hate Crime After Innovative ‘Transracial’ Defence
White-fisted fash-resembling golden boy and BNP-loving beta bully bitch Paul ‘Golden Balls’ Golding, high on his recent right-wing entryist scam against and/or for the Conservative Party, is now high on a very different kind of narcotic… And we don’t mean…
Billionaire Cayman Yacht W**ker Wants You to Know He DESPISES “Arrogant, Out of Touch Metropolitan Elite!”
Decrepit 80s Beano cameo prancer and overfed nannified Southern flouncer Jacob Rees-Mogg wants you to know that he hates neoliberal greed, elitist Londoners and the usual arrogant south of the M1 Avocado Gangsters of the Kale ‘n’ Quinoa belt… And…