Category: Politics
Navy SEALS Book: Bin Laden Had Nude Pictures of Pippa Middleton on his Computer
Islamisbad, Pakistan – (SatireWorld.com) Computer experts have being pouring over the treasure trove of intelligence data taken from the Osama Bin Laden compound raid in Pakistan last year. Recent data downloaded from the hard drives and thumb drives show extensive…
Corporations Broker Historic Repub/Dem Compromise to Boost U.S. Economy
As unlikely as it may seem in the throes of an increasingly vicious national election, U.S. Republicans and Democrats appear to be in agreement on providing a major stimulant to the economy – the elections themselves. Now that corporations are…
In Desperate Bid For Reelection, White House Reveals Secret Beer Recipe
President Obama, in a desperate bid to gain the following of on-the-fence Independent and Republican beer drinkers, has revealed the secret recipe for White House Honey Brown Ale. Throughout the past three years the White House has been manufacturing the…
Clint Eastwood Speaks at RNC, Warns Hurricane Isaac to ‘Get off my Lawn.’
Tampa- In a phenomenon that has left meteorologists stunned and searching for answers, Hurricane Isaac has unexpectedly retreated back into the Gulf of Mexico and petered out into a solitary storm cloud. The storm’s demise coincided with Clint Eastwood’s arrival…
Congressman Todd Akin: I was raped and did not become pregnant
Congressman Todd Akin of Missouri fueled the flames of controversy about his statements on “legitimate rape” when he revealed to this reporter that he was himself a victim of rape and had not become pregnant. “The criticism that I am…
Romney and Ryan to Hold “Who’s Wife is Hotter” Rally
Myrtle Beach, South Carolina – Attempting to appeal to the conservative base, the Romney-Ryan campaign is holding a “Who’s Wife is Hotter” contest at a Hooters located in Myrtle Beach. This new tactic comes after an influx of criticism, aimed…
Sandra Fluke Speaks Out on Todd Akin
What follows is an open letter from Sandra Fluke in response to the republican candidate Todd Akin. She has a few choice words for him, and we’ve chosen to publish them. In a recent statement that was both factually inaccurate…
Romney Campaign Wants Your Suggestions. What Are You Waiting For?
The Romney campaign has taken the bold step of allowing for suggestions to come in through their website. What could possibly go wrong? Do you have a message you’d like to send to Mitt Romney? I bet you could send…
Romney: Screw It, I’ll Give $300k to Everyone Who Votes for Me
WASHINGTON D.C. – In an effort to win over the average working American, presumptive Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney has vowed to give away his entire wealth to the American people, declaring: “enough with politics: I’ll give three million freaking…
Nation’s Debt Crisis Solved – No Need to Thank Me
Here’s a number that might scare you: $14,132,959,955,340. That’s 14 trillion dollars, give or take a few hundred billion. That’s the current estimate of our national debt according to the OMB (Office of Management and Budget). Here’s a slightly smaller…