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All the Dog’s Fault! Count Dankula ‘Nazi Pug’ News-Roundup
The Youtube bio of the social media sensation Count Dankula says:
Trump’s Most Harebrained Policy Suggestions Yet!
Straight outa Twitter! 1. Criminalize hate speech against corporations. Corporations are people too, and they have feelings!
10 Reasons Trump is the Greatest President Ever: You Heard it Here First!
#1 Spicy Takes! Hilarious press conferences are the Spicer of life! (Or at least they used to be). LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Liberty Snippets #1: What’s Wrong With Being Divisive?
#1 Liberty is Not Love. Liberty is not love. Liberty is a hammer I use to demolish the birdcage of every foul and putrid idol of the forum. Let freedom blaze! 🖤 #2 Is it Better to Unite or to…
Centrist ‘Tolerance’ Has its Limitations… ?! Surely Not!
The first time a sentry sees a barbarian marauding towards him with fangs bared, he shoots him dead on sight. At your first glance of a bad faith interlocutor, you should act likewise; but with the arms of the spirit,…
My Little Hazy-Grey Book of Far-Centrist Ambiguity-Mongering
Multiculturalism n. 1. People of many cultures living together. 2. A state-imposed ideology of political correctness and moral relativism. INSOFAR AS THERE IS A DIFFERENCE.
Should Satirists Consider Fiverr or Not?
It’s only fair to say that despite persistent bitching and grievancemongering to the contrary, the gig economy services website Fiverr is actually quite a good way of boosting your income. Indeed, as with Patreon, some people have gone much further…
April Fools: The Silliest Tabloid Headlines So Far This Month!
Section 28er Tory Homophobes Denounce Putin and Erdogan’s Bigotry Against Gay Folk Edgy: Obituary: Top ISIS Executioner Was Militant Vegan from High Wycombe.
Official Truth & Real Truth: What Lies Behind the Government’s Spin on Mass Atrocities
Crimes Against Humanity: Useful Idiocy for the Government? The Wikipedia article for Crimes Against Humanity, as of 31/01/2017 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crimes_against_humanity actually comes close to admitting it is an entirely subjective notion. Unlike war crimes, crimes against humanity can be committed during…
George Takei: Islamophobia vs Anti-Muslim Bigotry vs ‘The Muslim Community’
A while back, George Takei signed a petition called: Stand Up for Muslims in the U.S However, this petition has a clear metropolitan bias.