Category: Top Stories
Carbon-Guzzlers of the World Unite! Whole Food Flights Bring Y’all THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS!
Whole Foods Markets Executive V.P. of Growth and Business Development, Jim Sud announced at a company event, that Whole Foods Market was, “taking to the sky” by launching its own airline. “We realized a long time ago that selling dubiously…
Deglobalisation is Not Enough: The Death of the Nation-State is Next!
Europe will still exist, even if we leave the EU. Europe is eternal. We will ALWAYS be part of Europe Well, yes. Of course! And… How much is it going to blow your mind if I told you the same…
Deceiving the Green Movement: AOC is a Trojan Horse Who Offers Nothing New!
Do Exxon-Mobil have a right to choose? Are environmentalists all just radical anti-choice bigots? Not a joke. Let’s have a look at plastic environmentalist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the hysterically visionary Barack Obama 2.0 2020! Green New Deal” trojan horse apologist and…
Nobody Needs Sex… Everybody Needs Physical Intimacy!
The more I come to understand autistics, on a very individual level, the more I am convinced of an old suspicion. Nobody on earth NEEDS sex. But everyone benefits from basic physical intimacy.
Foolish Walter & his Loving Oak: A Parable of Ecocide and Homicide
Cold was the evening, Chill was the wind, Dull the foreboding The forest stumbling in! Old was the tree Rotten were the branches Foul-mossy was the trunk To Walter the assassin! Oh, useless, tree! The farmer muttered bitter No use…
Random Thoughts (XVII): Alt-Islam, Alt-Right, Alt-Europe!
It’s time to get some more hard-hitting, punching commentary! So if you have any thoughts of your own, on any topic, you know what to do! Christians, Atheists and Islam I don’t really agree with the New Atheist movement or…
NUTTER CORBYN & Creepy Labour Sidekicks Respond to Resurgent Irish Terror Epidemic… But How?!
Fresh from his usual wreath-laying and rampant whataboutery-storms, Jeremy ‘Jihadi Jez‘ Corbyn and Red Ken (or should it be black flag Ken?!) have provided some helpful advice to help to do some damage control… Now that the IRA are trying…
New Labour Antisemitism OUTRAGE! Britain DISGUSTED by Corbyn’s Pact with RACIST BNP!
Misery loves company… So why not have an electoral pact between the radical socialist BNP and the radical socialist Labour Party? What could possibly go wrong? The recent national/international socialist pact between two of Britain’s most widely-despised borderline Marxist/Hitlerite parties…
Shirt Tales Part II: How My Lucky Red Sox Shirt Helped the Patriots Win Super Bowl LIII
The New England Patriots weren’t supposed to beat younger, more talented teams to win their sixth Super Bowl. So how did they do it? What made the difference as the Patriots eked out improbable playoff victories? First, an overtime win…
Trump Memes: The Ideas Just Keep Presenting Themselves!
NOTE FROM WALLACE: rfreed is currently the undisputed meme master of Glossy News! However, for even more graphic fun (not necessarily memes!) try Upchuck and JF! AND, AS AN ADDED BONUS – AN ALL PRESIDENT’S MEME: