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Greece Accidentally Receives Loan for Musical
NEW YORK, NY (GlossyNews) — On May 18, 2010, the economically embattled country of Greece received 14.5 billion euros ($17.9 billion USD) in aid from what Greek bankers presumed to be the European Union. A banking official close to orchestrating…
White Liberal Falls to Racism
Anytown, USA (GlossyNews) — Kirk Hassenbaum was always a shining example of bleeding heart liberalism. He went to a Liberal Arts college, traveled Europe with the backpack and Birkenstocks crowd, read poetry in coffee houses in San Francisco, rode a…
Woman Assaults Coffee Shop Patrons with Ditto Head Diatribe
Seattle, WA (GlossyNews) — Kaitlin Greely has found her way into Tawdry Soup for the second time time this year. This time by impressing patrons at the local coffee shop and veggie deli with her deep knowledge of Rush Limbaugh’s…
Obama Appoints TV Show ‘Doctor’ as Vice President
Washington, DC (GlossyNews) — In a bold bid to rally voter support for healthcare reform and boost Democrats’ election prospects, President Obama announced today the resignation of Vice President Joe Biden and appointment of television actor Patrick Dempsey to replace…
Oil Exec Tossed from New Orleans Restaurant
New Orleans, LA (GlossyNews) -– Oil executives returned back to their home-away-from-home in Louisiana after a grueling week in front of a Senate investigative panel to answer tough questions about the ongoing oil spill problem in the Gulf of Mexico….
Ugandan Child Soldiers Call “No tags-back” After Attack
A Commander of the Lord’s Resistance Army Youth Corps expects a long period of calm due to “no tag-backs” announcement made after an attack on a convoy.
GOP Prepares Mother Ship in Wake of Healthcare Bill
Roswell, NM (GlossyNews) — The Right Wing leaders in the US House and Senate have declared they are preparing their Mother Ship to return to wherever they came from now that Obama’s health care plan was passed into law. “We…
Sarah Palin Caught in Cat Fight Over California Senate Seat
Hall of Facebook – Palin’s Facebook page took over 2000 angry hits after a post she wrote stated that she strongly endorsed Carly Fiorina to challenge Barbara Boxer for her Senate seat in November. The Facebook entry started out “Carly,…
Real Republicans Angry Over Obama’s Gay Rights Initiative
Boston, Mass (GlossyNews) — “Beautiful on the Outside Couple,” Kaitlin Greely and Jonas Applebee, are all over Facebook, Twitter and cell phone networks these days. They are trying to let as many people as possible know they are furious over…
Palin Truths Rile Up Political Base Again
Recently, on the Bill O’Reilly Show, Sarah Palin made this statement “American Law Should Be Based on the God of the Bible and the Ten Commandments.” It is not enough that the founding fathers saw fit to make God a…