Category: War Zone
Dick Cheney: We Have to Put Our Backs into Seducing Moderate Daesh (3/3)
And the utter soul-destroying horseshit goes on. So, what else do we know about Moderate Daesh? Well, the Moderate Daeshis, just like their fellow MPIs (Moderate Political Islamists) the Muslim Brotherhood, always wear a condom… Even when they are plunging…
Dick Cheney: We Have to Put Our Backs into Seducing Moderate Daesh (2/3)
The drip-drip-drip of resentful gushing (or at least, the salty current of ‘that’s a bit rich!’-nesses), crabbedly flowing forth from the highly creative and dynamic pen of Dick Cheney continues to swirl and course…
Dick Cheney: We Have to Put Our Backs into Seducing Moderate Daesh (1/3)
A confidential document by former dickwaver-in-chief, uh, dick waver in chief, uh, vice leader, uh, Vice President (as if!) Cheney has recently been uncovered to the world. Well, this one has pretty much rocked all of us here at Glossy…
Charismatic Leader Quiz: Who Said It? Hitler or Tony Blair? (Part 2)
Did you enjoy Part 1??? 1 And just as [they] seek to divide humanity in hate, so we have to unify it around an idea. 2. When he decides, he divides. 3. In the life of nations, what in the…
Charismatic Leader Quiz: Who Said It? Hitler or Tony Blair? (Part 1)
Spot the difference between these two elected dictators! Don’t forget second helpings too of Tony ‘n’ Adolf… 1 I feel the hand of history upon our shoulders. 2 I go the way that Providence dictates with the assurance of a…
MRA Becomes Militant Dawah Activist
This is a new, previously unseen story, which I am publishing here in order to celebrate the release of The Great Flâneur Massacre. The latter satirical novella is being re-released on Amazon as part of The Great Flaneur Narrative on May 31! *** Rob…
Batshit Woo Peddler John Kerry Declares War on Lord Xenu
John Kerry is a man of the world, but now his flip-flopping has soared astronomically, to the point where it’s on a genuinely cosmic scale. Yes: no longer content with threatening the leaders of weak, divided countries in the Middle East…
Empire Danger, High Bombers (Song Parody: With Apologies to Electric Six)
Firebombs in Baghdad! Fire in the Middle East! Firebombs in Damascus! Fire rages from the horny beast! Don’t you want to know how to set kids on fire? It’s my desire, I’m a Tory liar!
Noël Coward Parody: Don’t Let’s Be Beastly to Jihadists
Noël Coward famously sang ‘Don’t Let’s be Beastly to the Germans!’ As always, the dour and humorless were not impressed. Yeah, Daily Mail link… I know! How things change in a few decades!
US: ISIS Must Sign TTIP “Or Else…”
WASHINGTON – U.S. State Department spokesman Milo Minderbinder announced today that ISIS must sign the TTIP [Transatlantic Trade and Investment Partnership] treaty by year’s end “or else we will retaliate with extreme prejudice. All options are on the table!” “Terrorist…