Category: Strange People
Funny Cat Story: Explanation (More Sensible than the Story)
An anonymous source from Romania emailed me the ‘It’sNoCan’t’ funny cat story as an example of a typical Eastern European fairy tale. When they contacted me, they claimed they were following a tip from a former vegetable gardener I had…
WikiLeaks Gets An Inside Look At Assad’s “Historic” Meeting With Putin
The famed web expose site WikiLeaks scored a mammoth coup this week with its hidden camera surveillance of the Assad/Putin meeting in Moscow. The leader of Syria and the President of Russia were presumably meeting to discuss their mutual concerns…
Trumpenstein Horror Now Threatens Republicans
A Rathskeller deep in the forested woods. Night has drawn its blackest curtain across the outer world, blocking out even the niggardly light from the stars. Rain hammers against the windows and lightning cackles in the air. A troupe of…
Hey Kids: Make Your Own ‘Trump for President’ Bumper Stickers
Hey Kids! Have Some Fun Cutting Out These ‘Trump For President’ Bumper Stickers!!! Here is what you need for a little summer fun! Just print off these patriotic bumper stickers, snitch a pair of scissors and some glue from your…
Donald Trump’s War Record
After Donald Trump’s scathing attack on Senator John McCain’s war record the Investigation’s Department here at Glossy News did a little digging into Trump’s own military record. It turns out that the great Donald also has a legacy of war…
Exclusive Interview w/ John Hance, Incredible Teller of Big Whoppers at The Grand Canyon
You’ve heard the tales of Paul Bunyan. You know the exploits of Pecos Bill. Maybe you’ve heard of the German Baron Munchhausen. But have you ever heard the legend of John Hance? You will now: Glossy News has succeeded in…
An Interview With Osama bin Laden (Yes, we know that he is already dead)
… but we aren’t going to let that stop us… Glossynews has gained the unique opportunity to interview the infamous terrorist Osama bin Laden, the instigator of the 911 attacks on the U.S.. Reaching him at his present location in…
Bruce Jenner Debuts New Film Along with Name
NEW YORK CITY – The world received a double dose of Caitlyn Jenner on Monday as the American culture, fashion and politics magazine, Vanity Fair, released their upcoming cover with Caitlyn sitting on a stool and the man-turned-woman also announced…
Exclusive – An Interview With Mrs. Tsarnaev- Mother Of The Boston Bombers
Glossy – Good day, Mrs. Tsarnaev! Thank you for agreeing to do this interview with us. Mrs. Tsarnaev – You should be thankful, you American sensationalist pig. Glossy – Um…. well, that gets things off to a rousing start! As…
Oregon Man Successfully Hides Chin from Wife
Portland, OR—The vanity of the world is reaching new heights, or should I say lows. Recently in the news, a Korean husband divorced his wife when she birthed an ugly child, an Indian woman left her husband when she discovered…