Category: Strange People
Hipster Finally Removes Fedora (comic)
Ever seen a hipster and wondered why he doesn’t take off his hat or dark glasses? Those shades make no sense in your particular setting, but rather than wonder or ask him about it, you judge him. And you’re wrong…
Deviant Ghost Takes Pants and Jacket Off (comic)
There was an album once with a similar joke in the title. That joke came to me a day after I started the comic, but it’s well worth including. Deviant ghosts? Oh, just ask the History Channel, they’re real. These…
Family Unsure If Passive Aggressive Man Likes Being Called Pam
His hair is as blue as the state in which he grew up and, by all accounts, as equally impressive. Jim Ballsinger–brother, son, lover, web forum coordinator–recently returned from his daily therapy session in seemingly high spirits. “Oh, that’s right,…
Hipsters Admit “Different” Too Mainstream to be Cool (comic)
I feel like I’ve been in this conversation before. Click on it to see the cartoon in full-size, and if you’re already in the page, click on the image to see it blown up to full clarity.
NRA’s LaPierre Holds America Hostage
Two narrowed eyes peeked out of the slats over the window that were already narrow enough by themselves. They gazed imperturbably at the scores of police and FBI agents that surrounded the NRA ranch estate in North Carolina. Those eyes…
Housewife becomes Batman-like
A WOMAN has been arrested after she became ‘ninja-like’ and ‘overly mysterious’ while making dinner to the Batman soundtrack. Emergency services received a distress call from a very panicked husband at a home in suburban Seattle at around 5:45pm yesterday…
Morons Protest Lack of Equality
Local news is reporting that traffic has been shut down in Washington, D.C. after a new protest movement took to the streets to demand equality legislation for morons. The massive throng of over 1 million morons arrived on Constitution Avenue…
Government Admits Glenn Beck is Classified Experiment Gone Awry
UNSPECIFIED LOCATION–A rogue agent of a super classified top secret branch of the government (that some say was involved in the Roswell findings of ’47) has spoken with Iron E-News via pigeon and confirmed that American political commentator Glenn Beck…
“This Page Intentionally Left Blank”
Boca Raton, Fla. (Wall Street Journal) Malcombe (Mel) Rebbit, inventor and founder of “This Page Intentionally Left Blank,” was found deceased in his car in the Harris Teeter parking lot last Tuesday. Boca Raton police issued a statement that his…
“Scientists”: This Year Officially Does Not Exist
In an announcement which may not come as a shock to readers from the United States, Barack Obama has declared that there will be no such year as 2013, which will now instead be referred to as 2014a. “The issue…