Category: Entertainment
Old Soldiers Never Die
The General sat on the top of his horse, Leading his troops in battle, of course. “When they sound the advance, don’t go into a dance, just follow my sign and move off in line. Follow me as I go,…
Wannabe a Lawyer!
When I was young, I graduated from accounting school. I wanted to go on to law school.They told me, “For law school, we need to know how big your balls are”.I refused to let them touch my balls. They told me…
James Bragg
Olympics Committee Ban Entrant Have you ever tried getting into a paper bag ? This is the amazing story of a person that did and in doing so, left his mark on The Great American Songbook Of how one hit…
Memo: Principal Peter Principle’s Reminders as Teachers Return to In-Person Learning
To: Faculty, Monument High School From: Principal Peter Principle — Excited about your complete return to in-person student contacts. — Don’t fret learning consequences: We’ve arranged sub pool, some with teaching credentials, in the eventuality you’re hospitalized, or die, from…
Dear Horticulturalists at the Botanical Garden
I am a regular visitor. I want your job. I’ve been working for four attorneys who do child abuse cases for twenty-two years. I’m over it. I would like to prune the Queen Elizabeth roses in the rose garden because that…
Archeologists Announce that Newly Discovered Dead Sea Scroll Fragments Will be Released as a DLC Expansion Pack for $69.99
JERUSALEM, ISRAEL- The team of archeologists who discovered new Dead Sea Scroll fragments have launched the contents in the form of a DLC as a Bible expansion pack. “The holy scripture is 1700 years overdue for some new content,” a…
How Customer Reviews Can Help in SEO
If you are planning to be specializing in SEO, then it is always important for you to make sure that your client is always happy. For example, if you get to do SEO for top online casino gaming affiliates, then…
Apple Memo — Marketing iPhones to Other Species:
Prominent Features, Apps & Uses From: Apple Marketing To: Executive Board CC: Research & Development [R&D]; Internal Animal Safety Representatives [ASF] We know you are as pleased as we are that sales keep booming as we produce new iPhone generations…
Three reasons why leaving the house is overrated
The outside world is full of singing birds, beautiful nature, and the sounds of people enjoying their lives – it makes you sick, doesn’t it? For years, people have been going on about how great things are outside. Have they…
A Conversation Between Pepe Le Pew and Mr. Potato Head in Cancel Culture Jail
PEW. What are you in for? POTATO. Not exactly sure. PEW. Yeah, samesies. POTATO. Seriously? PEW. What? POTATO. Dude, you’re a total douche bag. I mean, c’mon. Perpetuating rape culture? Not cool. PEW. Huh? POTATO. You can’t make a name…