Category: Entertainment
Chelsea Man Evicted from Theatre for Testicle Altercation
Theatre goer Ivor Ball has been evicted from The Old Vic Theatre in London, after his testicles started fighting during the play ‘A Shakespeare Tragedy.’ Mr. Ball 42, commented: Regrettably, a disturbance was prompted, as a consequence of a rare…
Chapter 10: Reds Have More Fun (Honest Adolph Volume II)
‘The fuck? They really beheaded the guy?’ grunted Bubble.
Theresa May Resigns, Becomes Guardian Editor
Conservative Party leader Theresa May is tired of endless harassment from voters and grubby hard-right red-top hacks (like George Osborne of the Evening Standard). So, she has decided her career in politics is no longer a worthwhile pursuit. Notable left-wing…
Glastonbury Hosts Diversity ‘Jihad Rock’ Festival
Music festivals in the UK are not normally considered as being at the forefront of radical social activism. The days of Woodstock and anti-Vietnam protests being long gone, you’re more likely to see 21 century festival schmucks fighting over the…
Non-Wingnut Gamers/Roleplayers Sue Facebook: Alt-Right Garbage Clogging their Feed
The algorithm for Facebook boosted posts is causing severe trouble for the vanishingly small ‘political moderate’ faction of the Gamer/Roleplayer community. Given the radical convergence between Zelda/World of Warcraft/Magic the Gathering fans and batshit NWO conspiracy theories, loony ten hour…
UK Rock Festivals Get More Diverse Line-Ups: Fans Outraged
A couple of reports from Heat Street indicate that many social activists are sick of what they deem to be the exclusionary line-ups at rock festivals. So, rock organizers are now trying to be more inclusive. Instead of having straight…
Chapter 8: Captain Gaymerica’s Got Blown in the Office
This is it,’ breathed Senator Willow. That bastard…
Chapter 7: Humanitarian Rape (Honest Adolph Volume 2)
Senator Bubble’s day had finally arrived.
Chapter 6: I Can See Your Gas-Chambers from My House! (Honest Adolph Volume 2)
‘No, no, no. It is already well understood that Willow resigned, for the greater good of our blessed party, of our glorious nation, and indeed, of this grand, great global village; and the everlasting supremacy and dominion of our common…