Category: Entertainment
Salinger Grocery Lists to be Published
The literary world was shocked this week by news of J.D. Salinger’s death. Author of the iconic coming of age tale Catcher in the Rye, Salinger died at his New Hampshire home, aged 91. The non-literary world was shocked that…
Wikipedia Reporting that J.D. Salinger Faked His Death
Iconic author J.D. Salinger is alive and well and resting comfortably on a cruise ship in the Caribbean, according to an Associated Content report. Mr. Salinger, 91, is thought to have returned to his first love, the sea, because he…
Saddam TV Debuts In Iraq to Wild Ululation
A mysterious pirate television channel, calling itself Saddam TV, has begun broadcasting in Iraq. No one knows the source of the broadcast, but American Super Freedom Friend Forces insist it’s surely the work of members of Saddam’s devoted Baath Party….
Madonna: Man Enough to Fill Simon Cowell’s Seat?
Simon Fuller, the creator of American Idol, is reportedly close to offering Simon Cowell’s soon-to-be vacant judgeship to Madonna, a move that has a lot of people asking if Madonna is man enough to fill the position. Simon Fuller seems…
Supreme Court Ruling Says Bailout Money Can Buy Political Ads
The major television stations, i.e. Fox, CBS, NBC and ABC have all announced plans to drastically cut regular programming beginning in July of this year in order to make room for the onslaught of corporate-backed political advertising set to gain…
Kate Gosselin Pissed Over Having to Take Anger Management Classes
Sources close to Kate Gosselin have indicated that in addition to getting another ultra expensive new hairdo to up her chances of finding a new daddy for her kids, the newly divorced Ms. Gosselin is also being told by her…
Quotes from Game Change No One is Talking About
A thoroughly entertaining book, The Game Change, has brought to light some “wish we hadn’t said that” moments from almost everyone associated with the 2008 Presidential campaign scene. So I just couldn’t wait to get my hands on a copy…
Four Reasons You’d Be Crazy Not to Go See Avatar
I’m not on the take or anything, I’m just a big fan of this unique film, and one who loves it quite a lot. 1 – Because, Statistically, You Haven’t Seen It Yet Even though it’s breaking records left and…
Network Respectfully Declines George Clooney Telethon Offer
The tragic earthquake in Haiti not only shook Port-au-Prince, but also shook Hollywood this week. George Clooney’s star studded Hope for Haiti telethon is geared to simulcast across multiple major networks this Friday. The telethon is expected to generate millions…
Miley Cyrus Racing to Ditch Hannah Montana Franchise Pre-Scandal
All over the world, teens and tweens alike are clutching their Hannah Montana throw pillows and sobbing uncontrollably that their favorite television personality, Hannah Montana, is gearing up to shoot the last season of the Hannah Montana show. According to…