Category: Entertainment
Limbaugh Draws Outrage from International Sources
UN HEADQUARTERS, NEW YORK — In an amazing show of quick response today, the governments of Canada, Great Britain, Costa Rica and Cuba introduced a resolution into the United Nations proceedings that bans Rush Limbaugh from entering their countries over…
Elton John Calls Jesus Gay, Muslims Enraged
LONDON, U.K. (GlossyNews) — Elton John, no stranger to controversy, made news again this week when he called Jesus of Nazareth gay in an interview with Parade Magazine. The statement angered many practicing Christians around the world. Catholic League President…
Sarah Palin and Entourage Spotted Stocking Up at the Oscars
Hollywoodland Early reports out of Los Angeles have Sarah Palin mit entourage stocking up on luxury items at the pre-Oscars Gifting Suite hosted by Silver Spoon; however a Silver Spoon spokesperson says she was gracious and kind while she was…
The Smiths Reunite After 23 Years for New Album
LONDON, UK (GlossyNews) — Alternative music pioneers Morrissey and Johnny Marr, co-founders of The Smiths, have announced the long-awaited reunion of the band. The Smiths were an English rock group formed in Manchester in 1982, driven by the songwriting partnership…
Blues Legend “Deaf Willie” Johnson Dies
HAZLEHURST, MS (GlossyNews) — Sources close to GlossyNews confirm that today one of the most influential voices in Delta Blues has gone to heaven. Or so we hope. The oldest child of sharecroppers Sam and Thelma Johnson, “Deaf Willie” never…
Book Excerpt – Chicken Butt; The Story of a Man (3 of 4)
(Book Excerpt) As I’ve mentioned many a time before, Chicken Butt, though he was a chicken, wasn’t an ordinary chicken. When he was entering adolescence he heard many ideas of what it meant to be a man, and, as most of us know, most of them revolve around sex.
McCain’s Centerfold Will Pistol Whip the Competition
PHOENIX, AZ — Former Faux-Con presidential candidate and current Senator John McCain is running scared in his home state these days against a teabagger-type radio talkshow host who boasts of his plans to put Senator McCain down! “Nothin’ doin’! This…
Glenn Beck Credits Himself for Predicting Recent Wave of Violence
Pahrump, NV In one of his many “I told you so” moments, Glenn Beck has commented that he is the first one to tell his viewers that violence against the US government by fed up citizens was going to start…
Bill O’Reilly Welcomes Conan O’Brien To FOX
LOS ANGELES, CA (GlossyNews) — Bill O’Reilly, whom Jon Stewart recently praised as FOX network’s “voice of reason,” welcomed former NBC talk show host Conan O’Brien to FOX last night. In a pre-recorded segment that aired during The O’Reilly Factor,…
Reality TV Threatens Realness Of Real Reality
Reality shows have created an artificial reality that threatens to overtake real reality. Television execs have created a monster and loosed it upon the public. Reality shows plunge real people into an artificial situation, much like a cook shocks vegetables….