Category: Entertainment
Man Falls in “Like”, Girlfriend Unamused (comic)
You ever met a girl you thought was really awesome? Like awesome enough you might even love, but you were afraid to say it? Well not saying it can hold risks as big as that of over-sharing your feelings. Maybe…
Domesticated Dog Claims to Slay Rabbit, Citation Needed (comic)
If you’ve ever let your cat outside, you’ve surely been presented with a trophy kill. Maybe a mouse, a bird, or a smallish neighbor child. Fair enough, lesser creatures need to be selected out. Dogs, on the other hand, are…
Why did the hipster shop at the thrift store (comic)
Hipsters are odd, unpredictable sorts of people. They do things that at the same time seem needlessly expensive and perfectly hobo-esque. There’s just no predicting them, and they like it that way. So why did the hipster shop at the…
Canine Bulemia Sweeping the Nation (comic)
Everyone wants to be thin and pretty, so it’s easy to see why our beloved dogs fall victim to the same sorts of pressure as humans. We could be thin by exercising self-restraint, or, you know, we could just jam…
How Many Ways Will You Take Shots/Shoots in New Orleans (comic)
We’ve all been in party situations, even if we haven’t been in unbridled places like Matazlan, Cabo or Ibiza for Spring Break. No matter, you likely know the value of a shot, even if it is second hand. This is…
If You Had Your Life to do Over Again (comic)
If you had your whole life to do over again, what would you do differently? Would you never agree to date that woman who turned out to be your evil ex-wife? Would you not have children? Would you have refrained…
Google: “People Don’t Need Bathroom Doors”
In a statement updated from 2009 and 2010, Eric Schmidt, CEO of Google Inc., has reiterated his belief that people need extremely little privacy, saying: “If you’re doing something that you don’t want anyone to see, maybe you shouldn’t be…
Libertarians Claim James Gandolfini Killed By CIA
In the wake of The Sopranos star James Gandolfini’s sudden death,libertarians everywhere are saying the actor was assassinated by the Central Intelligence Agency. Just after getting word of the Gandolfini’s tragic passing, the website ronpaulrulz posted the following conspiratorial explanation:
You Are Seriously Racist (comic)
Sometimes, as a white person, you just want to speak your peace. You don’t feel your being racist, and maybe you’re right, though it’s statistically unlikely. Just open your mind and speak your peace and let the cards fall where…
Windows 8.1 Invites 100k Testers, Discards All Data
Microsoft has undertaken the biggest Operating System test in history by inviting 100,000 users to labs around the world to test their new platfrom. More than 5 million pages of data was collected, all of which were discarded. “It wasn’t…