If You Had Your Life to do Over Again (comic)

If you had your whole life to do over again, what would you do differently? Would you never agree to date that woman who turned out to be your evil ex-wife? Would you not have children? Would you have refrained from dumping a steaming mess in your boss’s trash can after the Christmas party?

We can’t go back, but we can imagine what it would be like, had we such an opportunity. And best of all, moving forward, we can live our lives as if that’s our new reality.

Words from this point on are just filler, so I guess I’ll reference a well-aged episode of Crossballs when Jerry Minor mirrored my current thoughts in episode 16… I like potatoes (girls on film.)

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Author: Brian White

Brian first began peddling his humorous wares with a series of Xerox printed books in fifth grade. Since then he's published over two thousand satire and humor articles, as well as eight stage plays, a 13-episode cable sitcom and three (terrible) screenplays. He is a freelance writer by trade and an expert in the field of viral entertainment marketing. He is the author of many of the biggest hoaxes of recent years, a shameful accomplishment in which he takes exceptional pride.