Category: Celebrity Gossip
Royal Photo Flap: Prince Charles Banned From Reviewing Troops After Groping Affair
Buckingham Castle (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Royal watchers were astounded after a royal edict came down from the Queen that forbids Prince Charles from attending any parade or inspection functions at any military bases across Britain. This is in response to…
Jessica Simpson Reveals Her $4 Million Weight Loss Plan
Former sexpot and singing sensation Jessica Simpson, who ballooned up to 170 pounds during her pregnancy, claims the $4 million offer by Weight Watchers has enabled her to shed her excess pounds. “They offered me millions to get back in…
The Naked Congressman (Please Won’t You?) Cover-Up
For more than a year, first-term Congressional Representative Kevin Yoder (Republican from Kansas) managed to conceal the fact that he went skinny-dipping in front of twenty other members of Congress, their staff and families, during a trip to Israel. The…
Clint Eastwood Speaks at RNC, Warns Hurricane Isaac to ‘Get off my Lawn.’
Tampa- In a phenomenon that has left meteorologists stunned and searching for answers, Hurricane Isaac has unexpectedly retreated back into the Gulf of Mexico and petered out into a solitary storm cloud. The storm’s demise coincided with Clint Eastwood’s arrival…
Democratic National Convention to Premiere Joe Biden Reality TV Show
Charlotte, North Carolina – A week before the Democratic National Convention is scheduled to start, leaked sources indicated that the convention will feature a premiere of Joe Biden’s new reality TV show, Joe the Vice President. It aims to be…
“Gabby Douglas Nude” Photos Fail to Materialize
Ever since her gold medal-winning performance at the Olympic Games, millions of people throughout the world have been searching Google and other search engines for nude pictures of 16-year-old Gabby Douglas to no avail. “There’s a lot of perverts out…
72% of Justin Bieber Fans Fail Turing Test
Alan Turing developed a level of accomplishment called the “Turing Test,” which was: can a computer trick a human into believing it is human. It turns out, in tests, 72% of Justin Bieber fans failed this test, leading researchers to…
Justin Bieber Seeks Counseling after Suffering from ‘Normal Thoughts’
LONDON, ONTARIO–In a highly publicized press conference yesterday, Scooter Braun, manager of Canadian teen-pop idol Justin Bieber, revealed that the young star is seeking professional help for what he describes as “recurring, and almost debilitating, normal thoughts”. “Justin has had…
DSK Defense Laid Bare; The Wrath of Strauss-Kahn
According to lawyers for embattled Dominique Strauss-Kahn, it is now clear that “Nafi” Diallo was the accoster, not DSK himself, and that she was using the event to launch a “systematic campaign to deluge the media.” This view of events…
Leaked Diary from Obama’s Secret Girlfriend
“Obama was sexually warm, but emotionally cool, early girlfriend says” – headline from The Globe & Mail – May 3, 2012 Entries from the diary of Genevieve Cook reveal the details of Barack Obama’s first serious romantic relationship back in…