Category: Celebrity Gossip
Honey Boo Boo Ups Salary Demand to Include Twinkies Bonus
Alana Thompson, the child star of the reality hit (by the lowest standards possible) series Here Comes Honey Boo Boo was told on Friday that her favorite snack food, Twinkies, were no longer going to be sold in stores and…
Reality TV Star Honey Boo Boo To Wed
Hog Jaw, GA – (SatireWorld.com) It looks like the sound of wedding bells are in the air as reality TV star Honey Boo Boo,(aka Allana Thompson) age 7 or so, will soon take a walk down the church aisle and…
Angus T. Jones Proves Sheen Wasn’t the Real Crazy
Erstwhile chubster and modern day mini-hunk Angus T. Jones, best known as the child Charlie Sheen molested on Two and a Half Men made waves this week when he turned on his handlers and devoured whole his own career. The…
Libyan Press Conference Misquote Causes Health Concerns for Hillary Clinton
Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) Fresh from her overseas trip to Libya to address the current political turmoil, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton laid to rest her physical ailments before a questioning international press corp in lieu of reports that she…
The ‘World’s Most Interesting Man’ Tells Why He Won’t Debate
Coast of Paraguay – (SatireWorld.com) Fernando Monte Verde retired a number of years ago from a successful business career and at that time would have never believed he would one day be the envy of every male on the planet!…
Prison Medical Request Denied by Sandusky Judge During Sentencing
Harrisburg, PA – (SatireWorld.com) Judge Marvin Hayes denied an anal plug request for recently convicted child molester Jerry Sandusky submitted by his defense team upon sentencing this week. Sandusky’s recent conviction of 45 counts of serial child molestation and subsequent…
Gwen Stefani’s Belly Button Demands More Money
LOS ANGELES – According to TMZ, Gwen Stefani’s belly button has started intense negotiations with the singer in an attempt to receive more compensation. Despite doing absolutely nothing except being attached to Stefani’s body, the belly button (which is asking…
Honey Boo Boo Plans Comeback For 2046
7-year-old Alana “Honey Boo Boo” Thompson says she plans to burn out soon as a child star but has already planned her ‘comeback’ for the year 2046 when she is 41 years old. “Sure, I’m a fat child star now…
Topless Pictures of Kate Middleton Leave Observers Saying “Meh”
LONDON- A French tabloid is under scrutiny for publishing pictures of the Duchess of Cambridge topless. While Americans and the rest of the world fell in love with Kate when she was getting married, the recent photos have swayed public…
Courtney Cox Wants Romantic Reunion with Bruce Springsteen
Since officially filing for divorce from David Arquette in June, Courtney Cox has been pulling out all the stops in an effort to rekindle a once-blossoming romance with rock legend Bruce Springsteen dating back to 1984. Back then, the fresh…