Category: Books, Newspapers & Misc
Video News Blooper Reel Proves MSM Make it Up as they Go Along
DATELINE-ANYWHERE – One of the biggest obstacles we face, as a news outlet, is the claim that we’re not as credible as other outlets. This video montage should show otherwise. While we may not check our facts, source our stories,…
Brooklyn Is Adjective, Confirms Webster’s
SPRINGFIELD, Mass. – Due out in 2014, the latest update to the Merriam Webster’s Dictionary confirms Brooklyn as an adjective. “We wanted to do some exciting things with language this year. We’re not just adding new pop culture terminology. We’re…
Rush Limbaugh Crushed Under Falling Vending Machine
PALM BEACH COUNTY, FL – Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh was flattened Sunday after a freak accident involving a vending machine left the 61-year-old with multiple injuries. Just 24 hours after issuing an apology to law student Sandra Fluke…
Hecklers Repeatedly Ruin “Last Comic Standing” Legend Ant’s Set
The sold out crowd who showed up to see the wickedly funny Ant paid to see a solid performance, but what they got instead was incessant heckles and jeers from the crowd, some quite delightful. The Los Angeles show was…
Bill Maher to Debut “Overtime After Dark” Post-Post Show in 2014
HBO has enjoyed tremendous success with Bill Maher in their weekly late night slot, and even greater success in the web-only segment of the show “Overtime”, but now they’re taking it to the next level with “Overtime After Dark,” set…
F***ing D***head Editor Censoring **arg** Everything
INDIANAPOLIS – An absolute f***ing c**kface of an editor has left virtually his entire staff completely baffled and frustrated after meticulously sifting through a continuum of work and censoring just about every God d*** p***ing profanity written down on each…
Crappy UK Website Denies Breaking News Princess Diana Was Murdered
“We didn’t break that news,” stated www.cafespike.com site administrator Martin Shuttlecock. “Somebody probably got us confused with the Daily Mail. Or the Express. Whatever.” Inside information has revealed that cafespike.com is staffed by a team of enthusiastic amateurs who are…
Self Help Author Has Some Great Tips for Letting Go of Your Fears, Money
INDIANAPOLIS – An emerging self help author today outlined his personal pledge to help you let go of both your irrational fears and, in turn, your hard earned money. During a motivational speech class in downtown Indianapolis today, Miles Thomas…
Chad Not On Google Maps Due To ‘Lack Of Any Discernable Land Features’
The country of Chad is in an uproar over being missed out completely on the well known Google Maps app, saying that it is an ‘outrage’. A Google spokesman was quick to defend his company’s inability to represent any part…
Superman – That Ultimate Hero of the Great American Dream (or Scream?)
One again screens across America will be displaying that ultimate hero of true American ethics, moral values, virility and down home decency- Superman. Reborn again on the 75 anniversary of his birth in D.C. Comics, the Superhero to end all…