F***ing D***head Editor Censoring **arg** Everything

INDIANAPOLIS – An absolute f***ing c**kface of an editor has left virtually his entire staff completely baffled and frustrated after meticulously sifting through a continuum of work and censoring just about every God d*** p***ing profanity written down on each horse s*** piece of paper submitted to his desk.

Daniel Mc*****, the f***ing c*** in question, informed staff at a leading Indianapolis newspaper about company plans to issue a set of s***-infested guidelines regarding the paper’s stance on censorship, and that this arbitrary p***-stain of a rule book must be adhered to by every f***ing member of his s***-for-brains staff force.

Reasons for this f***ed up state of affairs remain unclear, but rumors persist that Mc***** is trying to expand the paper’s readership to include senior citizens, who may otherwise be put off by the use of words like BULL***t and c***flaps.

Now writing freelance for the Indianapolis Tribune, this writer is happy to report that no such censoring occurs on the Tribune’s cutting room floor and looks forward to reading this article without it being tampered with by a narrow-minded f***face.

Author: Laurence Brown

Laurence Brown is an award-winning comedic journalist based in Indianapolis, Indiana, who has edited several satirical news papers since 1999. Hailing from the United Kingdom, he has also written plays and short stories. He has a bachelor's degree in English and Creative Writing from Lancaster University. This article was originally published by The Indy Tribune.

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