Author: Wallace Runnymede
Don’t Be Ungrateful to the Clintons
What have the Clintons ever done for me? Well, they carved up Yugoslavia and turned their artificial sub-Soviet statelet ‘Kosovo’ into a haven for ISIS choppers. Yeah but what have they really done for me?
Salon Slam Slanderous Syrian Smearwork, Big Up Blair
Recently, we discussed a leaked Syrian intel document. It turns out that the UK government and the Tony Blair Faith Foundation have all been identified as violent extremists. However, notable champagne socialist and latte liberal rag Salon objects strongly to…
Syrian Intel Identify UK Gov, Tony Blair Charity as ‘Violent Extremists’
Syrian is currently in the middle of a fairly brutal and bloody civil war. And yet, Syrian intelligence have still managed to find the time to pompously moralize and point the finger at some of the innumerable vicious and dangerous…
Who are Really Stigmatizing Legal Migrants? It’s the Apologists for Illegal Immigration.
If Leo Strauss were with us today, he’d add Reductio ad Trumpium to his Reduction ad Hitlerum.
The End of the End of Love, is the Beginning of Love
Having bad experiences with love (or at least towards the end of love) can lead to a certain ‘defensive’ tendency. Whether your love ended through your own shortcomings, or through the failings of another, there is no need to put…
Who are the Real Individualists in UK Politics?
The ‘economic individualism/economic collectivism’ dichotomy is so idiotic, I wish it could be binned, preferably along with those who propagate it. Welfare and the NHS, designed to relieve and alleviate the suffering of real people, rather than of meaningless abstractions,…
Are Secular ‘Islamophobes’ the Only True Friends Muslims Have?
Suppose I told you this was the result of a conversation I had with a dear friend? Let’s call her Fatima.
Stop the Tyranny of Facts. Check Your Privilege, & Stop Violating my Intuitions
As I just commented to some friends on Facebook about this HORRIBLE article… We have to do something about the plague of #altliterarycritique! We truly are in a post-Derridean age, where arbitrary social constructs just don’t matter any more, and…
Tony Blair Orders French Citizens not to Vote for Marine Le Pen
Former UK Prime Minister Tony Blair is appalled at the recent EU referendum decision in the UK; as well as his failed attempts to prevent Corbyn becoming, and indeed remaining, Labour leader. A rather flustered press conference has given him…
One Day Without Us: Letting Migrants Stay is NOT ‘Idealistic’ or ‘Sentimental’
Glossy News is a non-partisan satire site. But even a co-editor is entitled to express one’s view on divisive issues, once in a while. I’m going down soon to the ‘One Day Without Us’ event in Leeds. Make sure you…