Author: Wallace Runnymede
(Meme): Westboro Baptist Church, America’s Most Flamboyant Social Justice Warriors?
Westboro Baptist Church LOVED identity politics… Especially of the heterosexual kind!
Austrian Burqa Ban: Liberalism Back in Action
This is a good liberal, secular policy that will set similar standards and guarantees of liberty for everyone. In an idea world, you wouldn’t ban clothing. But by this point, the risks of not banning them are greater still.
Satire Bloggers: Don’t Forget About SEO
With great regret, I’ve had to delete the two blogs from the Peace Criminals Project. The project was made up of Neocon Surveillance and Satirical-Industrial Complex; earlier on, there was also Neocon Surveillance Network, which was later folded into Neocon…
Brief Open Letter to All My Fellow Liberal Extremists
Show me a Nazi who deserves a punch, and I will show you someone else who DOESN’T (like Julie Bindel or Peter Tatchell), and who will end up getting punched. I have no love for Nazis like Richard Spencer, but…
(Meme): Authoritarians All Have Something in Common
Neo-Nazis, Alt-Right, Political Islamists, Christian Dominionists, Myanmarese Buddho-Marxists, Trots, Sparts, Neocons, Humanitarian Interventionists, Scientologists… See the pattern emerging yet? They all seem to think individuals belong to some meaningless abstraction out there which is everything and nothing, and everyone and…
Homeland Security Now Monitoring RPG Freaks
As the late, great George Formby once said: Jihadi choppers and role playing gamers. One is a socially useless gaggle of sexually frustrated virgins with borderline genius tech skills and a devastatingly parasitical porn addiction, the other… Oh wait, did…
The Soviet Union Could Have Been Saved: SJW Fail?
The Soviet Union would actually have survived, if only they could have become Soviet Justice Warriors! Some key hashtags for Soviet Twitter: #NotAllCommies #CommunismIsTheTotalitarianismOfPeace #StopBeingMarxophobic
WHY Iran? (Parody of a Mark Knopfler Classic, with Apologies to the Current President of Syria)
CIA had no way of staying afloat Gotta bomb them Syrian warboats Never mind the refugees We blitzin’ them Syrians like Germany We created the Taliban And we’ll drop chlorine o’er a’ the land We got dodgy dossiers and tabloid…
Untalented Richard Gere Wannabe Quits Pretentious Hollywood Advocacy Movie
Bill Maher recent welcomed the somewhat-far-from-non-unknown actor Waldo Williams to a heated debate. Williams was to serve as a leading character in a patronizing, sub-Richard Gere, thinly-veiled political advocacy movie from Hollywood, entitled: Spiritual Xinjiang: The Steppe Fox Howls. But…
Excuses for Religious Fundamentalism Also Apply to the Soviet Union
Why do the pure evil bought-and-paid bourgeois MSM only give negative coverage about the Soviet Union? Communism is not monolithic. You’re all essentialists! Anyone who was a true Marxist wouldn’t hurt innocent people. You never get to hear any positive…