Author: Wallace Runnymede
Bristol Palin Converts to Islam, Promotes Chastity Agenda for Iran
After her Bristolgate scandals of a few years back, the crisis-hit daughter of Sarah Palin has decided to turn over a new leaf. Sick of the hypocrisy of conservative evangelicals, she has decided to convert to Islam instead.
CNN Comes Out as Infotainment Outlet: “We Never Said We Were an ‘Information’ Source”
Classic middle class liberal establishment news network CNN has recently tried to defend its record in Beltway apologetics, anonymous-source-mongering, and ceaseless drum-banging. Yes! You guessed it! Have a look at our interview.
Honest Adolph Serial Resumes Tomorrow
Sincere apologies for the delay in relation to my novel. The next chapter will appear within 24 hours. Thank you for your patience! UPDATE: 09 JULY 2017, 01 AM (UK TIME): Sincere apologies; I’m having technical difficulties with the serial….
Nastiest Trump Parodies: Part 2
Part 1 ended with some a parody of a famous movie about wacko far-right dictators. On that note, another Downfall parody. Untergang! … As I believe our German friends call it. Ach! Ach! Ach! Ach! Ach! Ach!
Nastiest Trump Parodies: Part 1
Here some of the nastiest Trump-related song and video parodies I’ve found. Firstly, Rocky Mountain Mike has a number of very pertinent songs. Bob Dylan and Pink Floyd parodies first…
Robin Thicke Creepalike Does New “Blurred Lines” Parody for ISIS
Flashy man-crush-mongering pop legend Robin Thicke now has a new unofficial/unapproved Syrian body double, whose parody cover of Robin Thicke has proven mildly irritating to ISIS.
Writers Can’t Be Too Arrogant
There are many exercises in humility, and some of us need them more than others. Joining the Liberal Democrats could be one; I bridle under discipline. One day, I would like to do some real ‘foot-work.’ Of course, mildly uncomfortable…
Twitter Auditing: A Tool for Serious Social Media People
I recently did a Twitter audit for my @onetonguejohnny Twitter account. Here’s what I found:
‘Out-of-touch, Unelected Elitist’ Theresa May Slammed by Rival Gang of Out-of-touch, Unelected Elitists
Theresa May’s Brexit negotiations have just hit a sour note with accusations by a gang of undemocratic, over-privileged elitists that May and her party are a gang of undemocratic, over-privileged elitists.
Disillusioned European ISIS Recruits Post List of Demands: Doesn’t End Well
European ISIS recruits have experienced a bit of a culture shock recently. Jolly jihadis all over Europe have had difficulty acclimatizing to the rather austere conditions; so a recent list of grievances has been sent to the currently headless leadership…