Author: Wallace Runnymede
The EDL Extend an Olive Branch to British Muslims
Some years ago, East End Pride was cancelled over alleged links to the English Defence League. But since then, in a period where hostility towards Muslims has been a significant problem, the EDL bigots have gone to great lengths to…
Wacky Friends Parodies (II): Strange Friends
Yesterday, we featured Marca Blanca’s Friends parody video; all about the Third Reich! This time, it’s about some actual friends; not enemies!
Klubber Bonez Songbook: Blue Cockroach Blues
Now here’s a little legend about a party of wankers Of humanitarian bombers and their Cayman bankers It’s not a happy story so buckle up tightly Or maybe belt up, if ye know what’s right fer yer It’s hard…
Wacky Friends Parodies (I): Metropolitan Nazis
This is the first of the Friends parodies promised. Again, sorry about the delay!
Klubber Bonez Songbook: David Cameron Bellend Blues
NOTE: Dave is so greedy, he has insisted on appearing today, despite the fact that he was due tomorrow. But yes: you can expect to see another Klubber Bonez song tomorrow, as announced earlier today. Tomorrow’s song will also feature…
New Songbook from a Washed-Up Humanitarian Pop Star
Anyone remember Klubber Bonez? The cynical, washed-up humanitarian pop star?
Flashback: When Ed Balls Almost Saved the British Economy
NOTE: This story from a while back shows Ed never quite succeeded in his plan to save the British economy. Still, like all politicians, he did have good intentions; and that’s all that matters!
RIP UKIP? Or RIP New Labour?
Here’s an old satire of mine, from a time long before the Brexit Referendum… And Corbyn!
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If any of you want to support my journalism, poetry, satire, fiction, etc. you can either buy a book (author name: Wallace Runnymede), or sponsor old One Tongue Johnny on Patreon.com for upwards of $1 a month! The more financial…
Exciting New Marketing Slogans for ISIS
The Islamic State has been pretty much wiped out. So, they need a bit of fresh marketing expertise. That’s where you and me come in!