Author: Veto Votti

Apparently it is now real time with Bill Maher…and his nose. California’s gossip channels are reporting that the famed comedian is facing a small insurrection on the face following his nose’s decision to formally declare independence. The now-infamous schnozzle has…

Vice President Joe Biden has reason to smile. Not only did the Delawarean Dynamo just get sworn into a second term of office; now Washington news organizations are reporting that Biden has been tapped to serve jointly as head of…

Former governor Mitt Romney may have lost the presidential election last November, but coming up short at the ballot box isn’t keeping him down—at least not in spirit. According to breaking reports, Romney has been hired as a spokesperson to…

News sources from the Far East are reporting that a successful coup has brought the People’s Republic of China under Maltese control as a puppet state. Sleeper agents from the island nation are believed to have been activated last evening…

A Jacksonville, Florida native has drawn widespread attention after asking her son to turn down his television in order to save sound. Gladys Welsh, age 83, was heard yelling to her son Timmy, age 45, to lower the volume on…

Egypt’s young people are outraged following President Mohammed Morsi’s announcement that he is “Too cool for school.” Morsi reportedly made the declaration before a crowd of fifth graders during a school visit in the Cairo suburbs meant to promote Egypt’s…

The European community is in shock following Luxembourg’s decision to deploy troops and annex the Federal Republic of Germany. According to preliminary reports, Luxembourger troops entered the province of North Rhine-Westphalia early Thursday morning and proceeded through Lower Saxony towards…