Author: rfreed
The Drone Report – We Listen In On The NRA Making Their Most Recent Battle Plans.
Prelude- Freed Industrial, a sub-section of the vast Rfreed communications network, has just developed a special ‘spy drone’ capable of infiltrating anywhere and everywhere and recording visual and audio data for our columns.
NRA Puts Flag At Half Mast For AR-15 Cut In Half By Gun Owner
In a sense of tragic loss and deep empathy, NRA Headquarters and local affiliate branches have lowered their flags to half mast in honor of an AR-15 assault rifle that was horrifyingly cut in half and destroyed by its owner.
Offering “Thoughts And Prayers” To Shooting Victims Just Don’t Fly No More. Here’s Why-
The long overused but handy expression used by countless soulless politicians and supposed sympathizers, when trying to gloss over a tragedy so that they could get back to their money making and power grabbing duties, has finally run its course.
North Koreans Score a Victory Before The Olympic Games Even Begin
Chances like this didn’t come very often. Especially in cash poor, politically isolated North Korea. The plan to overlook political differences and cash in on the once in a millennium chance to be in the Olympics caused Kim Jong Un…
The Saturday Night Live Crew Have Pulled Off the Greatest Skit Of All Time
SNL has just topped anything they have ever done. They have pulled off the greatest live action skits in the history of comedy.
It’s Official Now – The Internet Is Now More Annoying Than Television Ever Was.
The votes are in and… Yes! The Internet is now considered to be more irritating, obnoxious and intruding than television in its heyday ever was.
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Strange Man Shoots Innocent Bystander In The Middle Of 5th Avenue In New York And Gets Away With It.
A man stood brazenly in the middle of 5th Venue yesterday and shot someone dead. And got away with it. To most eyes it was just another homicide in a city inured to violence. However, it had a few different…
Captain’s Log Stardate 2265 – Sulu Socks It To Spock
Captain’s Log: Stardate 2265- Captain James T. Kirk speaking – The following disturbing incidents occurred verbatim as I have recorded them here below-
Turkey Pardons Donald Trump For Being A Turkey At Thanksgiving.
In an unusual turnaround at the annual Turkey Pardoning festivity at the White House, the turkey itself made a speech. The 48 pound white turkey Drumstick unexpectedly hopped up to the mike, cleared his throat and said: