Author: rfreed
Fox: It’s OK for Beck to Say “Soros Helped Kill Other Jews”; MSNBC Agrees
But An Unforgivable, Atrocious Cardinal Sin For NPR To Fire Williams For Saying That He Was Afraid Of Muslims On Planes.
Thanksgiving Wiped Out By Halloween & X-Mas Cartels
The time honored and highly respected holiday of Thanksgiving was wiped out by the rival gang cartels of Halloween and Christmas this year. For many years the Halloween gang, characterized by bizarre, scary costumes, and the Christmas gang, recognizable by…
Tom Delay Heading To Prison For Political Money Manipulation
GOP claims that under new laws it is business as usual.
Future Beck Rallies Banned from Lincoln Memorial… by Lincoln
WASHINGTON DC (GlossyNews) — Glenn Beck returned quietly late at night months after his famous speech at the Lincoln Memorial to gloat over his success. “I really had ’em in the palm of my hand!” he snickered to himself. The…
Do Canadians Really Exist?
Do Canadians really exist? Yes, that is my question. Is there really such a whimsical folk who believe in such things as mounted police wearing red uniforms and modified cowboy hats, water wells with hand pumps, pancakes made with milk…
Suicide Bombers Struggle to Get Members Union, Keep Union Members
Today union-minded Iraqis formed Suicide Bombers Locale #467 in Baghdad but had to promptly look for a new union hall as a couple of the members brought their work in with them. Sitting outside the smoldering building, the surviving members…
Fox Follows MSBN’s Lead- Suspends Entire Staff Over Campaign Donations
Except in this case, a bit of a surprise, it was actually the Republicans politicians making donations to the reporters. Suspensions are reportedly with pay and can be taken any time over the coming 180-days, or cashed out like traditional…
Cheney, Inspired By “Iron Man”, Reinvents As Superhero (or Villian, Depending)
Inspired by the success and the popularity of Marvel Comics ‘Iron Man’ movie series, Dick Cheney has decided to use the millions he gathered during his tenure as the head of Halliburton and as the shadow head of the United…
Republicans Earn Oscar Nod for ‘Best Act Put On By A Political Organization’
The Academy of Motion Pictures Arts & Sciences Committee has nominated the Republican Party for a special judges Oscar this year, ‘Best Act Put On By A Political Organization.’ Mrs. Tallulah Bankaccount, head of the board overseeing nominations, stated “The…
Kamikaze Ninja Jihadist Taliban Squirrel Brings Down University
World News -Fairbanks, AK GlossyNews.com – An Al Queda influenced jihadist squirrel attempted to create maximum havoc at the University of Alaska in Fairbanks recently. Successfully penetrating the high security at an electrical substation, the fanatical rodent managed to blow…